Apologies to
the good people of glassgay

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

*clicks*

( Cadmus Fight teh bad AIDS (see profile), Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

woo
and if those girls are virgins, they're probably ugly
edit: or illegal
( My Future Self is over 40 megafonzies, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

or not really girls

or technically human
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

A Glaswegian* virgin is an 8 year old who can run faster than her brothers.
*where Glaswegian is a randomly selected town for the purposes of light wit and no actual slight to the city's womenfolk is intended.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Ahaha :D
Av a click
(spartacus_mills and all I got was this lousy T-shirt, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

haha!
top stuff, woo!
( Mstandot wants his car to stop breaking!!!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

pfffft. i reckon
that we should all get to form a queue and slap them on the burnt bits. It's only fair.
( lordsaccharine ale bucket, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

ginger beards?
*shudders*
(Foo_Kinnell Apparently HappyToast is really that good!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

haha.
so glad I've left that city.

If you've seen one orange slapper with blonde highlights, you've seen them all. (I'm sure that there are attractive girls in glasgow really...)
(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Hah!
If you go to Glasgow, better be careful now...
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

ha ha
bums unit
( miamistu snagglery, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

Hey!
My city resembles that remark!
(basstard, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

/Fry

( J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)

oh the joy of spazzing
this is brilliant - *click* cause it needs a push!
Woo Yay!
( Zank Frappa it is our duty to think god out of existence!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)

Hahahahaha
How the fuck did I miss this you genius!
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

He came to Scotland for a postgrad course in Scottish Poetry
but really hasn't enjoyed it. He's suffering from second degree Burns.
(Munin, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)

Smack....

( Jonoton, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

i heard
his name was Sinje Majeep and he's been arrested for possession of a pair of fire arms and for smoking in public...
(get on with it is waiting for a letter from mars, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha!
I actually spluffed what I was drinking when i saw that!
( Monty Propps is sliding into dementia, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahaha
literally LOL'ed :)

*woo*
(I was penalized for that, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)

Hahah!
Brilliant stuff.
( mechamatsimpsk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)

Best of the year!
maybe because I'm tired, or haven't been on the site for a while - that was funny
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

it's funny
cos it's true
(william_shatner, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)