Fresh from the oven


From the Gordon Brown challenge. See all 363 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

But I have white bread.
This product is no use to me! *weeps into beard*
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

*wipes away tears*



*as an excuse to fondle beard*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

what's the beard fascination?

(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

*shrugs*
beards are just lush
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

perhaps..
do you have one?
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

perhaps I do!
;)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

*rubs beard on Debbil*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

hey! give me that back!

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

........
pdoink! pdoink!



throb!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

*nuzzles*

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

now that I'd like to see
I have a beard, but only by accident.
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

*also has a beard*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

this is quite interesting..
does everyone on b3ta have a beard then?

should we have a new section:-
www.b3ta.com/beard
(imnotplayinganymore it's like a pot, for chocolate tea, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

*votes for this*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

WHAT COVERS YOUR FACE?



( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

What, no goatee?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

Goatee counts as hair longer than stubble.
Hence falls into the Full Beard catagory.

If I were to list all the beard styles, there'd be hundreds + dimrill
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Ah, I see.
*votes*

I've joined my goatee to my sidies... next I'm hoping to grow a full head of hair =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

I also have
a gay goaty...

And stubble.
(duck Quack !, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

gimp mask

( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

only in winter
or when I'm lazy.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

I haven't shaved since Thursday
as I'm injured and therefore can't be bothered
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

i haven't shaved since October....
:D ha ha
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

I haven't shaved
_{part of my face}
since 1999
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

tonight we're gonna shave you like it's nineteen ninety nine

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Well-Off Elderly Gent seeks Friendly Woman to Shave the Enjoyable Things in Life.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

again?
very well. *unzips*
( Damocles forgot to buy a sparkly bikini for his hamster on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

I haven't shaved since Thursday
as my beard grows slowly.

Plus I am lazy. I might shave tonight, then again I might not.


/really not very interesting blog
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

I only shave
when the army tells me to. So smooth as a baby on Tuesdays and occasional weekends :)
(.o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)

*beards it up a notch*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

*pogono-necrophiles*
(yes, I did just make that up)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

she's weird

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

MWAH!!!!
'lo minkles!

good news is, we're both back on the stats board, baby!
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

YEEHAH! edit: 29 and 30? better get some more posting done!
they're making me do far too much work today.

hold me
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

*envelops*
me too, a bit :/
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

mmm
snuggly
*snuggles*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

It's available for just 175 installments of £15

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

and remember, in just under an hour we have Duncan Dares
with the diamoneque collection including todays super special bargin, these lovely diamoneaque-esk fake real faux fake diamoneaque KFC family bucket! That's all coming up later on...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

can you...fly bobby?

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

hahahaha
ace

can I buy one of these too?
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

can we have RoboMop
the future of floor enforcement

next?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

hahaha

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

Soooooooooooooooooooock

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

:)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

How big is that piece of bread?
nicely done!
( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

about 17 feet
it's the standard birthing length of all breads
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

Haha!
Does it only work with brown bread?
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

yes

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

Lovely Stuff, Monsieur Toast

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

Grunty!
'nings to you sir. Are you well?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

he's an automaton

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

Toast on a pic!!
Toast bread... the main ingredient in toast

WOO YAY

the jokes on them because I like brown bread
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

but i can't get a better bit o' butter for my bread

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

now theres something I haven't heard in ages
Thats handy Harry, stick it in the oven
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

Betty bought a it o' butter
But she found the butter bitter
So she bought some better butter
To mix in with the bitter butter
To make the bitter butter better
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

*twists tongue*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

I can't believe it's not better bitter butter

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

*finds it very easy to believe it's not butter*
*especially after looking at the ingredients*
...by-product of the petro-chemical industry eh?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

*ties tongue in knots*
*mumbles*

Aargh, thadell thake athes tho thort outh...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Fucking Hell, you're good.
*clicky like a muthafucka*
( Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

hahaha, the best thing since old sliced bread

( The Great Architect, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

you'd remember

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

eh? eh laddy?
you'll have to speak up
( The Great Architect, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

Marvellous!

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

before I saw the user name
I knew it was you.. Nice action ;)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

woo yay!





( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

Compo it,
surely?
( teedyay, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

oh yeah, well spotted ta

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

Pfft.
Choppity chop, Gordons!


( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

pfft!
.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

fantastic!
All brown and none of this 'Best of both' rubbish.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)