b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Scissors and Glue » Message 7370839

[challenge entry] This is the sort of thing that happens when I have the day off

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# my new job sucks
even more open plan
even more overlooked by bosses


cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Poor micto
*enhuggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# arses
build your own cubicle out of lego
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# :-O
I now want a Lego cubicle!
*makes mental note to stop at Lego shop on way home*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# There was a guy who was headhunted for a high level job
and said that he'd only accept the position if he could have a lego desk

www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/desk.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# This is a good plan
and I might have just enough lego to do that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# yeah
thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# aaaaaw you need dux
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# silly..cow is not dux
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# they are
each teat on an udder is a duck, pressing his beak into it, trying to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# This is a well-made argument.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# is it tiny tiny browser window time?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# really tiny
ideally i'd like a version of the main board without pics, cos i'm not fucking going on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# disable images... or summin
/is git teknical as ought blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Tools>Options>Advanced>
and select the "b3ta board without pics, cos i'm not fucking going on /talk" box.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Have you tried one of the mini browsers
there are a few developed for mobile tech which may be useful like Opera Mini
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Have you tried a text only browser such as lynx?
Or would they sack you for installing it?

edit :

on Firefox, go to Tools/Options/Content and uncheck "Load images automatically"

on IE7 (don't know about previous versions), go to Tools/Internet Options/Advanced and under the Multimedia section, uncheck "Show Images"

Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# actually what you need to do
is go one of the disability sites where you will find imageless browsers - they exist just cant remember a name of one, and you can empathise with the blind at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# aha!
is that why you haven't been around for a while?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# is the new job any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# no
shite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# propper little ray of sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *considers making a giant flashing sing saying wanker to post*
changes mind and looks at pictures of kittins
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I think
"I'M LOOKING AT PORN" in big red flashing letters would be best :)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)
# aaaw, poor micto :(


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *arghh open plan*
So what are you doing in your new job then? (in between b3ta of course!)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# What cunts
are you going to look for something new now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Good!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# My 30" monitor effectively shields me from the office I share
but have you ever tried to write emails on something that big? I'm going to need glasses soon, cos I can't be arsed to keep changing the res.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I find that
tft monitors can't be read easily at an angle, so I always insist (during workstation assessments)
that the most comfortable position for me is "to one side, at an angle..."
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i also have the day off.
for i am.... ill.
This pic isnt loading for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *dons nurse's outift*
*tucks into bed*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# he he
Evil man.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Poor cat
Its lully though, whats its name?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# that's saskia
and now I'm thinking I shouldn't have done that as she only stopped hissing at me last week
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)
# They allow pets in the mental home now?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)
# he just THINKS
he's a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Do not want?
But it's soooo cute.

I have the morning off because I'm going to be working until 2am releasing software into the wild.
My attempts to have a lie-in were foiled by a furry denizen such as the one above.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Text on a kitten!!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Good morning everyone.

Is it grumbling day today?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hello Pachey
do you have a grumble you need to expel?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Oh good lord no
I woke up in the middle of the night a seething ball of irritation.

Then I thought 'this is stupid' and went back to sleep.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Your kittin has a lovely colour
Approved.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# SNAP!


We have matching cats and I claim my five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)