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# ..
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# COR!
'grats Archie! *mwah*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# thanks m'lovely!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
congratulations... Mrs GTA is a lucky woman
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# have you seen how she walks?
it's like she's got rickets.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Adam?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# but the big smile on her face everywhere she goes
like she's won life's lottery or something... it makes me sick
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# that not a smile
it's a grimace of pain.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# that makes me feel better
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha!!
*jealous*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# it's a curse...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# image not to scale

invalid width property.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# should be 280 for the FP eh?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# don't be silly
no one would be stupid enough to front page a picture of a cock
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ah, but that's where you're wrong
you see there's a picture of a co... oh i see what you've done there
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Remind me never to commission you to do the extension : )

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I thought mine worked out quite nicely...
As you can see
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# did you have the one where they use the cadavers skin to beef up the width?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# no, just a straight injection of spam
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hence the term Spam Javelin
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# wasn't he a 1930's jazz trumpeter?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# No you're mixing him up with Louis "Pork Sword" Lips
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# your second cock is tiny!
well done
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
Kneetapper!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Christy!
You could impale yourself on that.

'Grats Archie
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# cheers m'lovely!
it's a blessing, and a curse
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Like when
your prepuce gets entangled in your shoelaces?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I've won three legged races on my own...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# So,
you're only five inches tall?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# arf
*gets ruler out to check*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# exactly!
arf!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# by eck!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# they don't make 'em like that anymore
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Scale?
Great. Your cock is about an inch long.

(Obviously compensating with FPs...)

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# FPs - the B3ta equivalent of a Porsche!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i stopped getting FP's years ago
and my love life has never been better.

Mr.T, Vallhalla.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I did wonder
why i've never had an FP.


*swings it from foot to foot*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha
made your day now, hasn't it :) hehe
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
congrats mate! :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# thanks fella!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# congratulations
but you stole my next post celebration idea
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# you'll just have to get nekkid then.
you'll run out of ideas one day and you'll have to.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I did say once that I would for 10,000
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *waits*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# thanks m'lovely
and sorry!

*hides*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# pffffffffffffft!!
i'm looking at your nob, turning you gay
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *invokes masonic 'anti-turning gay' handshake*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# We all die at the end
...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Arf have some cake to celebrate
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hooray!
We could celebrate, but it's because of people like you that tinkerbell is dead!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)