Lazy bastard!


From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA


I'll start

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( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

O

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

okay then...

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(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

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( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

WINNAR!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Ohhh! Ohhh!
I pick M, top left
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

seeing as its the third week of Nim

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( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

I find this to be dimensionally anachronous

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

difficult manoeuvre...

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(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

WINNAR!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

*winrars*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

*tars*

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

aww man
now I'm all sticky

*chases*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)

*zips*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

ooooh
Rushton's Gambit!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)

time for Bonetti's Defence!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

oooooh Aldwych,
dangerous move!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

haha

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

that's good that

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Hahahaha!

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Bananarape!

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

that doesn't sound very apeeling.
( miamistu snagglery, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

How about
a little bit of Nana's grater rape then?
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Better than 'gator rape

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Possibly true.
But can you 'scratch a hill of cheese' with an alligator? I think not sir...
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

You'd also have a fight trying to sever your arm with a cheesegrater

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

It would certainly take determination.
And lots of painkillers I expect O_o
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

Real office titter

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Pfffft!
simple and funny!
( Mstandot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

are you saying I'm simple
?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

I think he did


*steps back to watch*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
I will not have my good name sullied... I challange you to a dance off!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

*steps back to watch*

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

*begins the moves*
the ocean in motion... dis - co - cow - boy... the robot... the drunken master ... JAZZ HANDS!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

*grabs*
*points in direction of empty cardboard boxes*

:p
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

KENNEH!
*Grabs in a man-clinch*

www.b3ta.com/board/7375784


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

'ning sir!
*returns man-clinch*

*reaches round*

Haha, ace song sir! Are you well?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

yeah
not sae bad, I was a bit rough last night, but well enough to come to w . . . this morning

Still, Summer hours so I'm off soon

Have I explained summer hours?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

Summer hours?
No, what are they?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

It's a transparent base
to make it possible to see the water and contents below . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

I've never heard of a glass-botommed boat.
  
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

yo pops!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Morning son!
I'm still trying to get used to being made of rubber bands, it's most odd.

Next time could you try and use something a bit firmer please?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

I yam! I yam!



...soon
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

JESSIE!
*climbs into pocket*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

*hides purloined mink snacks*
*tries to sneak them into Jessie's bag while she's distracted*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

i knew it was you!
they're my snacks!

*scratches your nose*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

I'm not surprised you knew really...
...I stole them while she was asleep to give to you, remember?

*hopes Jessie doesn't read this post*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)

Hey Minky
I'm finding it hard to believe, cos you're so cute and innocent...but I've been hearing rumours that you're chasing b3ta-girls for less than innocent intentions...

*passes newly found mink snacks*
*scratches fondly*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

WHAT?!
*shocked*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

Don't worry! It's ok!
You can still trust b3ta-boys

*Comfort hugs*
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)

*spots false beard and cigar in pocket*
*doesn't trust*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)

*whistles innocently*

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

hi mum!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Hi son!
Y'alright?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

I think we should have battle of the Profs!
Play Piece
Undercover
K-Mart

any others?
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

I'm sure there's another one.
*dons battle pance*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

My money's on you chief
*massages shoulders*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

you aint got nuffin foo'

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

are you talkin to my boy?
YOU AIN'T SEEN MY BOY!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

*inhales*
*exhales*

*does that circley shoulder thing*

*bounces on balls of feet*

*inhales*

*exhales*

*oils up*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

*clicks neck five times*

( Keyboard Weasel, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

Stop smokin'
you got a fight to win!
( Mstandot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

either that
or go outside to the designated smoking area
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

*looks at a loss for something to do...*
*painics and starts to do one handed pushups just to freak you out!*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

*notices you don't look too freaked out*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)

uuurrghgghggghhh
two!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Would you find those pushups easier if I stopped sitting on you?
=)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)

:D
probably, but where's the fun in that?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)

I can see him...
oh yeah - I can see him, my ability to see him, past, present, and future, is not in doubt... my seeing him capacity is high, the equipment I employ to register his likeness optically is fully functional!

*points* he's there
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)

play piece is undercover

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

that makes it interesting
2 on to 1
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

*rubs thighs*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

After that there should be captain battles.
Hood-Butter, I'm coming for you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

cor!
*call's Captain Corelli and Captain Sensible*

damn they're busy
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

crikey
people would pay to see that
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

*thinks about changing name to captain aphex*
*can't be arsed*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

Any other Sirs want a fight?
I've already had Sir Edward Bicycle . . . C]:0D


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

SSG?

( Mstandot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

arg
/talk fight!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)

eep!
*surrenders*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

nobody else is mighty
I shall fight myself for my honour
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

Any othe...oh

*shuffles feet*
*sighs wistfully*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)

Well you're certainly not funny!
;P
( Mstandot, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

witty bugger
:)
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Oh yes!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

haha!
nice!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

pff

( Bloop wasn't here on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

Heh, ace =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

*click*

( mictoboy, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)