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[challenge entry] Lazy bastard!

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA


I'll start


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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# O
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# okay then...
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(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Ohhh! Ohhh!
I pick M, top left
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# seeing as its the third week of Nim

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I find this to be dimensionally anachronous
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# difficult manoeuvre...
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(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *winrars*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *tars*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# aww man
now I'm all sticky

*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *zips*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ooooh
Rushton's Gambit!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# time for Bonetti's Defence!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# oooooh Aldwych,
dangerous move!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# that's good that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Bananarape!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
#
that doesn't sound very apeeling.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# How about
a little bit of Nana's grater rape then?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Better than 'gator rape
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Possibly true.
But can you 'scratch a hill of cheese' with an alligator? I think not sir...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# You'd also have a fight trying to sever your arm with a cheesegrater
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# It would certainly take determination.
And lots of painkillers I expect O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Real office titter
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Pfffft!
simple and funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# are you saying I'm simple
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I think he did


*steps back to watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I DEMAND SATISFACTION!
I will not have my good name sullied... I challange you to a dance off!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *steps back to watch*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *begins the moves*
the ocean in motion... dis - co - cow - boy... the robot... the drunken master ... JAZZ HANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *grabs*
*points in direction of empty cardboard boxes*

:p
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# KENNEH!
*Grabs in a man-clinch*

www.b3ta.com/board/7375784


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# 'ning sir!
*returns man-clinch*

*reaches round*

Haha, ace song sir! Are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# yeah
not sae bad I was a bit rough last night but well enough to come to w . . . this morning

Still Summer hours so I'm off soon

Have I explained summer hours?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Summer hours?
No, what are they?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# It's a transparent base
to make it possible to see the water and contents below . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I've never heard of a glass-botommed boat.
  
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# yo pops!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Morning son!
I'm still trying to get used to being made of rubber bands, it's most odd.

Next time could you try and use something a bit firmer please?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I yam! I yam!



...soon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# JESSIE!
*climbs into pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *hides purloined mink snacks*
*tries to sneak them into Jessie's bag while she's distracted*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# i knew it was you!
they're my snacks!

*scratches your nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I'm not surprised you knew really...
...I stole them while she was asleep to give to you, remember?

*hopes Jessie doesn't read this post*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Hey Minky
I'm finding it hard to believe, cos you're so cute and innocent...but I've been hearing rumours that you're chasing b3ta-girls for less than innocent intentions...

*passes newly found mink snacks*
*scratches fondly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# WHAT?!
*shocked*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Don't worry! It's ok!
You can still trust b3ta-boys

*Comfort hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *spots false beard and cigar in pocket*
*doesn't trust*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# hi mum!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Hi son!
Y'alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I think we should have battle of the Profs!
Play Piece
Undercover
K-Mart

any others?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I'm sure there's another one.
*dons battle pance*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# My money's on you chief
*massages shoulders*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# you aint got nuffin foo'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# are you talkin to my boy?
YOU AIN'T SEEN MY BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *inhales*
*exhales*

*does that circley shoulder thing*

*bounces on balls of feet*

*inhales*

*exhales*

*oils up*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *clicks neck five times*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Stop smokin'
you got a fight to win!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# either that
or go outside to the designated smoking area
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *looks at a loss for something to do...*
*painics and starts to do one handed pushups just to freak you out!*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *notices you don't look too freaked out*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# uuurrghgghggghhh
two!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Would you find those pushups easier if I stopped sitting on you?
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# :D
probably, but where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I can see him...
oh yeah - I can see him, my ability to see him, past, present, and future, is not in doubt... my seeing him capacity is high, the equipment I employ to register his likeness optically is fully functional!

*points* he's there

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# play piece is undercover
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# that makes it interesting
2 on to 1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# After that there should be captain battles.
Hood-Butter, I'm coming for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# cor!
*call's Captain Corelli and Captain Sensible*

damn they're busy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# crikey
people would pay to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *thinks about changing name to captain aphex*
*can't be arsed*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Any other Sirs want a fight?
I've already had Sir Edward Bicycle . . . C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# SSG?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# arg
/talk fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# eep!
*surrenders*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# nobody else is mighty
I shall fight myself for my honour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Any othe...oh

*shuffles feet*
*sighs wistfully*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Well you're certainly not funny!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# witty bugger
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# haha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Heh, ace =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)