subject line compo
what should the newsletter be titled this week?
( rob http://robmanuel.tumblr.com/, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt!
FTW!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

the pub? or the person?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

I'm not telling you.
Unless you can tell me where the phrase originated.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Harry Potter Raped My Gerbil

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

how many muppets can you fit in a compo?

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

MUPPETS ON A NEWSLETTER

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Princess Diana would have loved it

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Mao Tse Tung's Meat Challenge

( Dimrill www.beexcellenttoeachother.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

^ This..

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

^ this again

( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

^YES

( Caewan on the internet doing it wrong spice.co.uk/caeware, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

also, ^this

( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

Mao Tse Tounge's meat Challenge?

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

Mouse "A" tongues meat challenge.

( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

aaaeeeeemmuussttnnggcll ?

( Dimrill www.beexcellenttoeachother.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

no thank you, I had one earlier

( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

Mouth et Tongues Scrapmeat Halfwedge

( An Eagle in Your Mind wants to feel you from the inside, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

Stop it....
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

Dogging in the rain
prolapsing your inbox
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

KNEEL BEFORE OLMEC!

(Sticky Label, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

ITS FRIDAY THE FUCKING THIRTEENTH

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

IT'S FUCKING THE
THIRTEENTH FRIDAY!
( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

The Fuck your fridaying thirteenth?

( Rev. Cleo thanks whoever sent her father some beer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

THIRTEEN FRIDAYS?
FUCK THE YOU!
( The Neville considers "And how!" to be a worthy reply, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

YOU THE FRIDAY? FUCK THIRTEEN!

( Dimrill www.beexcellenttoeachother.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

aieee!

( Bloop is currently ignoring YOU, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

AND ITS FUCKING ON FUCKING FIRE

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

produced with a zero carbon footprint

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Producing more carbon than carbon itself

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

now with 20% more!
restrictions apply
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

it's time to start the music, it's time to light the lights

( The King of Hats it's our secret, never teach the Wu-Tang, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

DOCTOR DYSLEXIA WON THE COMPETITION THOUGH WE ARE ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

OH SNAP, HE TOTALLY DID, DIDN'T HE?
b3ta.com/board/7400942
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

hahahaha
fucking ace

nice one DD
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

gets my vote
:)
( Bloop is currently ignoring YOU, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

nearly choked on that post.
Bloody brilliant.
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

hahaha
loving the deliberate crapness..
(Finite is on holiday!!!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Anthea Turner polished my nob

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

oh no not another newsletter

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

LET'S ALL HAVE SEX WITH BOYS

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

ricky gervais' face waste space

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

Ooh aah just a little bit
Ooh aah one newsletter more.
( Monty Propps is neither a cannibal nor leather fetishist, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

another thing to read before you die

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

RIGHT I'M OFF HOME NOW, SEE YA LATER YEAH.
?
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

They died for this newsletter!

( first inch is the worst! is glad he's found time for b3ta during a busy day, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

"out of the way Madam Pompador,
I'm going to attempt to jump the Dining Room table!"
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

Better late than never, again?
:-)
(rsloman, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

SEND 'EM ALL BACK
Or maybe the Daily Mail has already beaten us to that one...
( jon_tanner, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

get a grip of these nuts with your eye spanners

( prodigy69, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

TEACHERS READING THIS ON EMAIL: WE OFFICIALLY ENDORSE PAEDOPHILIA.

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

Conrad Black's Defense Brief

( Occulus comes with a bone of his own., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

SEX WITH TEN-YEAR-OLDS: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT.

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

fuck my fish-slit, cunt.

( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

HOG EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY

( mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

B3ta makes your cock hard

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

Rob's drunk again and he's found pictures of your mum on the internet

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

HARRY POTTER SPOILERS INSIDE
Turns out it was all a dream
(Absynth&Cheese We are B3ta, for we are many, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

b3ta: sucking your dog's cock after you've gone to bed, since 2001

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

bollocks to you all
this is still making me giggle
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

THIS WEEK - NAKED NANS! IS YOUR'S INSIDE?

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

Maddie Does Malta :D

( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

haha

( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

sherbet dib-dabs, it's like coke for pikeys

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

NO, REALLY. PEADOPHILIA IS A-OK WITH US.
SERIOUSLY, WE ENCOURAGE IT.
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

*office lol*
I vote this
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

On Fridays the internet tells YOU!

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

Your Majesty, kindly spit it on your tits.

( collapsibletank ...is in, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

hahaha this^^

( prodigy69, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Jesus, that's feckin brilliant.
The mental image alone....now, wait a moment - I've got image for that somewhere....

*nips off*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

Free Alan Johnston

( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

FULL OF SMEDGEY GOODNESS

( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

heh 'smedge'
this gets a vote from me
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

The ongoing japery of Andy Crane and Violet Berlin

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

turn down the lights, open another bottle of shiraz, peel off your clothes and enjoy the newsletter naked!

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

Smuggling prized trout between your thighs
(a woman's fish-like odour revealed at last)
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

read the FAQ

(Professor of Lesbonics, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

write your own fucking newsletter

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

MERITAGE. IT'S BECAUSE WE CAN'T LEGALLY CALL IT BORDEAUX.

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Same shit, different Friday

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

The Most Bestest Grammer and Spillingh spechal
?
( Squiggy New Web Site Online! www.pc-stuff.co.uk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

THIS IS ALL THE WORK I DO ALL WEEK
Donate.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

Bloody Big Bad Bernard's Bought it. Bugger!

( edjogs cancelled his milk on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

Read it before Gordon Brown puts a tax on it!
!!!
( Squiggy New Web Site Online! www.pc-stuff.co.uk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK
etc
(Professor Yaffle Never ever bloody anything ever, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Dyslexia for cure found!
!
( Squiggy New Web Site Online! www.pc-stuff.co.uk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

You have received an ecard from Hi Mate!!! You cock.

( mofaha, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

press alt-F4 to read it.
!
( Squiggy New Web Site Online! www.pc-stuff.co.uk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)