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# subject line compo
what should the newsletter be titled this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt!
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# the pub? or the person?
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I'm not telling you.
Unless you can tell me where the phrase originated.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Harry Potter Raped My Gerbil
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# how many muppets can you fit in a compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# MUPPETS ON A NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Princess Diana would have loved it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Mao Tse Tung's Meat Challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ^ This..
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^ this again
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^YES
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# also, ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Mao Tse Tounge's meat Challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Mouse "A" tongues meat challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# aaaeeeeemmuussttnnggcll ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# no thank you, I had one earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Mouth et Tongues Scrapmeat Halfwedge
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Stop it....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Dogging in the rain
prolapsing your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# KNEEL BEFORE OLMEC!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ITS FRIDAY THE FUCKING THIRTEENTH
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING THE
THIRTEENTH FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# The Fuck your fridaying thirteenth?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# THIRTEEN FRIDAYS?
FUCK THE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# YOU THE FRIDAY? FUCK THIRTEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# aieee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# AND ITS FUCKING ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# produced with a zero carbon footprint
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Producing more carbon than carbon itself
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# now with 20% more!
restrictions apply
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# it's time to start the music, it's time to light the lights
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA WON THE COMPETITION THOUGH WE ARE ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# OH SNAP, HE TOTALLY DID, DIDN'T HE?
b3ta.com/board/7400942
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking ace

nice one DD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# gets my vote
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# nearly choked on that post.
Bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
loving the deliberate crapness..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Anthea Turner polished my nob
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# oh no not another newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# LET'S ALL HAVE SEX WITH BOYS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ricky gervais' face waste space
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Ooh aah just a little bit
Ooh aah one newsletter more.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# another thing to read before you die
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# RIGHT I'M OFF HOME NOW, SEE YA LATER YEAH.
?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# They died for this newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
"out of the way Madam Pompador,
I'm going to attempt to jump the Dining Room table!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Better late than never, again?
:-)
(rsloman, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# SEND 'EM ALL BACK
Or maybe the Daily Mail has already beaten us to that one...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# get a grip of these nuts with your eye spanners
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# TEACHERS READING THIS ON EMAIL: WE OFFICIALLY ENDORSE PAEDOPHILIA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Conrad Black's Defense Brief
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# SEX WITH TEN-YEAR-OLDS: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# fuck my fish-slit, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# HOG EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# B3ta makes your cock hard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Rob's drunk again and he's found pictures of your mum on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# HARRY POTTER SPOILERS INSIDE
Turns out it was all a dream
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# b3ta: sucking your dog's cock after you've gone to bed, since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# bollocks to you all
this is still making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# THIS WEEK - NAKED NANS! IS YOUR'S INSIDE?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Maddie Does Malta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# sherbet dib-dabs, it's like coke for pikeys
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# NO, REALLY. PEADOPHILIA IS A-OK WITH US.
SERIOUSLY, WE ENCOURAGE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *office lol*
I vote this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# On Fridays the internet tells YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Your Majesty, kindly spit it on your tits.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha this^^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Jesus, that's feckin brilliant.
The mental image alone....now, wait a moment - I've got image for that somewhere....

*nips off*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Free Alan Johnston
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# FULL OF SMEDGEY GOODNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# heh 'smedge'
this gets a vote from me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# The ongoing japery of Andy Crane and Violet Berlin
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# turn down the lights, open another bottle of shiraz, peel off your clothes and enjoy the newsletter naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Smuggling prized trout between your thighs
(a woman's fish-like odour revealed at last)
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# read the FAQ
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# write your own fucking newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# MERITAGE. IT'S BECAUSE WE CAN'T LEGALLY CALL IT BORDEAUX.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Same shit, different Friday
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# The Most Bestest Grammer and Spillingh spechal
?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# THIS IS ALL THE WORK I DO ALL WEEK
Donate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Bloody Big Bad Bernard's Bought it. Bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Read it before Gordon Brown puts a tax on it!
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK
etc
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Dyslexia for cure found!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# You have received an ecard from Hi Mate!!! You cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# press alt-F4 to read it.
!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)