subject line compo
what should the newsletter be titled this week?
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt!
FTW!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

the pub? or the person?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

I'm not telling you.
Unless you can tell me where the phrase originated.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Harry Potter Raped My Gerbil

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

how many muppets can you fit in a compo?

( Griffy Savalas 'Would of' would you? I hate that alot., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

MUPPETS ON A NEWSLETTER

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Princess Diana would have loved it

( Griffy Savalas 'Would of' would you? I hate that alot., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Mao Tse Tung's Meat Challenge

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

^ This..

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

^ this again

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

^YES

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

also, ^this

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

Mao Tse Tounge's meat Challenge?

( The Great Architect, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

Mouse "A" tongues meat challenge.

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

aaaeeeeemmuussttnnggcll ?

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

no thank you, I had one earlier

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

Mouth et Tongues Scrapmeat Halfwedge

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

Stop it....
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

Dogging in the rain
prolapsing your inbox
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

KNEEL BEFORE OLMEC!

(Sticky Label, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

ITS FRIDAY THE FUCKING THIRTEENTH

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

IT'S FUCKING THE
THIRTEENTH FRIDAY!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

The Fuck your fridaying thirteenth?

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

THIRTEEN FRIDAYS?
FUCK THE YOU!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

YOU THE FRIDAY? FUCK THIRTEEN!

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

aieee!

( Bloop falafelly versatile, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

AND ITS FUCKING ON FUCKING FIRE

( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

produced with a zero carbon footprint

( Griffy Savalas 'Would of' would you? I hate that alot., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Producing more carbon than carbon itself

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

now with 20% more!
restrictions apply
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

it's time to start the music, it's time to light the lights

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

DOCTOR DYSLEXIA WON THE COMPETITION THOUGH WE ARE ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT.

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

OH SNAP, HE TOTALLY DID, DIDN'T HE?
b3ta.com/board/7400942
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

hahahaha
fucking ace

nice one DD
( Griffy Savalas 'Would of' would you? I hate that alot., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

gets my vote
:)
( Bloop falafelly versatile, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

nearly choked on that post.
Bloody brilliant.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

hahaha
loving the deliberate crapness..
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Anthea Turner polished my nob

( Griffy Savalas 'Would of' would you? I hate that alot., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

oh no not another newsletter

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

LET'S ALL HAVE SEX WITH BOYS

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

ricky gervais' face waste space

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

Ooh aah just a little bit
Ooh aah one newsletter more.
( Gammonty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

another thing to read before you die

( Griffy Savalas 'Would of' would you? I hate that alot., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

RIGHT I'M OFF HOME NOW, SEE YA LATER YEAH.
?
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

They died for this newsletter!

( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

"out of the way Madam Pompador,
I'm going to attempt to jump the Dining Room table!"
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

Better late than never, again?
:-)
(rsloman, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

SEND 'EM ALL BACK
Or maybe the Daily Mail has already beaten us to that one...
( jon_tanner, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

get a grip of these nuts with your eye spanners

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

TEACHERS READING THIS ON EMAIL: WE OFFICIALLY ENDORSE PAEDOPHILIA.

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

Conrad Black's Defense Brief

( Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

SEX WITH TEN-YEAR-OLDS: THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT.

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

fuck my fish-slit, cunt.

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

HOG EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY

( mugatu what the deuce?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

B3ta makes your cock hard

( Griffy Savalas 'Would of' would you? I hate that alot., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

Rob's drunk again and he's found pictures of your mum on the internet

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

HARRY POTTER SPOILERS INSIDE
Turns out it was all a dream
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

b3ta: sucking your dog's cock after you've gone to bed, since 2001

( mictoboy, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

bollocks to you all
this is still making me giggle
( mictoboy, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

THIS WEEK - NAKED NANS! IS YOUR'S INSIDE?

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

Maddie Does Malta :D

( Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

haha

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

sherbet dib-dabs, it's like coke for pikeys

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

NO, REALLY. PEADOPHILIA IS A-OK WITH US.
SERIOUSLY, WE ENCOURAGE IT.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

*office lol*
I vote this
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

On Fridays the internet tells YOU!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

Your Majesty, kindly spit it on your tits.

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

hahaha this^^

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Jesus, that's feckin brilliant.
The mental image alone....now, wait a moment - I've got image for that somewhere....

*nips off*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

Free Alan Johnston

( Griffy Savalas 'Would of' would you? I hate that alot., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

FULL OF SMEDGEY GOODNESS

( Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

heh 'smedge'
this gets a vote from me
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

The ongoing japery of Andy Crane and Violet Berlin

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

turn down the lights, open another bottle of shiraz, peel off your clothes and enjoy the newsletter naked!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

Smuggling prized trout between your thighs
(a woman's fish-like odour revealed at last)
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

read the FAQ

(Professor of Lesbonics, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

write your own fucking newsletter

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

MERITAGE. IT'S BECAUSE WE CAN'T LEGALLY CALL IT BORDEAUX.

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Same shit, different Friday

( The Great Architect, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

The Most Bestest Grammer and Spillingh spechal
?
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

THIS IS ALL THE WORK I DO ALL WEEK
Donate.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

Bloody Big Bad Bernard's Bought it. Bugger!

( edjogs Gave up sigs but likes a wee drink, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

Read it before Gordon Brown puts a tax on it!
!!!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK CUNT FUCK
etc
(Professor Yaffle can't realise your ambitions for you, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Dyslexia for cure found!
!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

You have received an ecard from Hi Mate!!! You cock.

( mofaha, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

press alt-F4 to read it.
!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)