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[challenge entry] I'm not too sure what it is
but anything involving tea is usually a winner for me


From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# tea!
what a spiffing idea!

*toddles off to the kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# ^this
indeed.

*boils kettle*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I am returned with a nice cup of tea
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# my cats don't do shit like this
they go "MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT"

then "PURR PURR PURR PURR"

then they sleep, or go out
then repeat the process :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I know of a cheap and foolproof way to put a stop to that behaviour
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=41937917&context=set-919487&size=o
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# but I loves my pussy!
I'm not going to shoot my pussy!

what a bad bad mans!

*cries*

:D

besides, I'm sure I could get the (legal and supervised use) of something far more interesting

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I have
around 50 swords. No need to be fussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# nah, not swords
more projectile related amusement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# hehe.
check my set out, that's less than half of what I own.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# it is rather AMAZING what you can legally own innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# legally what now?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# tho there usually has to be a "justification"
"no barrier to commerce" *cough* uhuh.. yeah...

:)

you really need to be able to take out the rabbits from 2 miles away.. yeah... :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# We have Cat Tea!!!
seriously, It's made from Catnip.
Still haven't tried it on them yet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# haha
they'll go fucking mental!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# i drink the stuff all the time
hasn't done me any harm *licks own bollocks*
you can smoke it too!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I
wish i have a cat to make me tea
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# huzzah!

b3ta will now close down for a short tea-making break
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# that's the way
one has to remain civilised and do such things
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# by crikey!
with this invention, we can retake the empire!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# such an awesome design
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# seriously this needs to be made
tho one needs to remember not to tip the cup the wrong way, or valuable biscuits will be lost
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Is it not real? I could have sworn I'd seen it in print somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# it's real
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# me wanty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# DO NOT WANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# hello sailor!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Hello Brandy, such a fine girl
what a good wife you would be
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# is 50 for 1/2 and hour
100 in the bum

money upfront.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# cool. My bum right?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# your bum
my bum
everybody's bum

bum bum bum bum
it's bumfest!

*bums ad lib*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# lucky mr.lib
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# no!
I want the cup! not the cupping action from the gay mans!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# there is no either/or
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# *spoons*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Phwooooar!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# ADEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# lol
ADEZ in the FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# WITH A KNIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# IN THE LIBRARY!
fucking proffessor, going straight for the plums!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# That it is
www.firebox.com/product/1624
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# cor
thank ye miss :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# $24.95!!!!! ZOMG!!!!111eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# yeah it is innit
farrrrrrrrrrrrr to much

but still, nice to ponder and steal the design and order 50,000 from china and sell them on ebay and then get a newspaper article about yourself and how great you are and ebay and then spend all the money on drugs and hookers and be found one day in the gutter on fire

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# yes, yes it is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# *pisses on her hinge*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Cor, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# *hingepiss*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# cor!
that's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# no bloody good
if you are left handed though





/sulks
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# left handed?
pfffffffttttttttttttttttttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Those mugs are rubbish
if you like chocolate biscuits.

The hot tea melts all the chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# good idea
'puts kettle on' =o)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Nought wrong with a bit of teabagging!
'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# remind me never to stay at your place
and fall asleep drunk. 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Why?
You need to be sober to be tea bagged?:P

EDIT: Argh dilemma. I'm meant to be here to look after all guests but I've got one here at the moment that I fancy the pants off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# If I wake, I bite.
your choice ;)

Edit:// shag him you daft bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Well I thought it was the guest
That were meant to leave a tip:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# lol
"suprise DNA tiem!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Yeah we call them
Bacon sandwiches here:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Her!
She looks a the brunette from Farscape. Get on like house of fire as well. Pretty sure she's not interested though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# sweet.
Like I said, shag him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# HAHAHA


But I think cuter. With a stupidly sexy lisp as well.:D

EDIT: Except less polished and sans make up, which makes her even cuter in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *spluffs*
*spluffs*
*spurts air*
*spurts blood*
*spurts kidneys*
*reaches point of no return*
*passes point of no return*
*goes back to point of no return*
*gets confused*
*spluffs*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah
And first woman that I've been interested in since I split up with the Ex 6 months ago!

I'm really turning up the RG charm!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# it'll all end in tears
or spluffing

or both

who knows :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# calm down
she has a head like a bronze age hatchet and is an aussie. They are ok after you have fucked them a couple of times but 6 months down the line when they are kicked out of their pub job and flat for stealing they STILL think you owe them. Fuck off home and earn a living.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I shall get photo later
Damn I find her so cute. But yeah first time I've felt I've felt I could be interested in someone for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Then you need to go back to jail.
silly crown prosecution service, Riverghost is not fixed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# that's because they are all ex prisoners innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Woo for Farscape
I fecking loved it, then it got weird and a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# 'ning Riverghost
there was someone yesterday asking about ZOO contacting them... beast_with_two_backs. Did they gaz you/contact you some other way?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Don't know
I get loads after I do my Tuesday post. But non about being contacted by Zoo this week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# meh
We advised him to tell them to shove it.

How be, anyway?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Our survey said
*BING*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# plentyofants.
I'm sure he caved.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Damn you Nick:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Noooooo!
Tea is evil :(
Coffee is the only true hot beverage of salvation

apart from hot toddies on a cold summers day :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)