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[challenge entry] Just add milk...

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(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Mmmm, Russia's favourite cereal!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Cesium
you mean?

*Edit*
Balls, it can be spelt either way.

*Edit edit*
How rude of me: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)
# No.
He means caesium.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# No no no
Caesium is the CORRECT spelling. And it isn't Aluminum. It's Aluminium. Transparent, or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# it used to be aluminum, but the europeans changed it
the yanks didn't adopt the new spelling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Other way around.
It was first called Aluminum by Davy and later changed to conform with other elements ending in 'ium' ( something to do with Greek I think ).
European usage is still 'ium' whilst the Shermans insist on 'um'. Both are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# My science and technology dictionary
defines aluminum thus: "See aluminium."

Conclusive proof that although both are correct, aluminium is correcter.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)
# True
But it just doesn't fit with all the other "-iniums". Like Geraninium...and...er..
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Maize Extract...?
You sick, sick man. You disgust me with your freeky hippy ingredients.

Also w00!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Maize Extract! No!
*despairs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hey!
no need to get a cob on!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# you nave read the Omnivore's Dilemma
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# OH MY GGAAAAHD! NOT MAIZE EXTRACT!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
pffft contains death, DEATH!!!

'clickys'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Yay Chemistry
Is it an alkali earth metal?
Only science can tell me (or any 16 year old)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# It's very very reactive
With water. It's like sodium or lithium TIMES A THOUSAND. The video I saw ages back of someone
putting a tiny grain of caesium in to a
reasonably large glass vessel created a big
explosion, and actually shattered the vessel.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I love that video.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I saw that video
but as a 30 year old I reserve the right to forget everything I ever learnt and replace it with movie trivia and song lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUhGD11KHTk
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# They don't teach kids anywhere near that amount of chemistry these days do they?
(It's just next to the alkaline earth metals)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I have a laminated periodic table somewhere.
I may use it as a geeky table mat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Gotta love that maize extract
Although it makes me wonder what bits of maize they didn't want.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# the gay bits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
just add AAARRRRGGGGGG and watch breakfast come alive... for litterally moments, and then it dies, forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Arrrrgh !
Phew....maize extract ! I thought it said MALT extract.

*relaxes*

Oh and woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Mmmmmm, Caesium-O's
and a Nestle product?

That'd be a *click* right there, then
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# The box art really sells the product.
Well, for the first time you buy it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)