hard hat my hat
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( , Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
That would mean the paper hat would have to be black
The sign is obviously inverted
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:58,
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Wrong!
Paper hat should be black, you fucking honkies always trying to stop the black man being a paper hat.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:59,
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join us again next week
on "martin luther king's greatest selected speeches"
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:09,
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thats
why i thought i'd better put it in, show my workings out lol
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:00,
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easy there fella, lets try and sort this out instead of just shouting obscenities
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:07,
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HT
I will do anything you say my friend...
it ends here..
(but this cocksucker bullied me once so I'm happy hes getting his due... very happy indeed)
. over
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:10,
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it ends here..
(but this cocksucker bullied me once so I'm happy hes getting his due... very happy indeed)
. over
bullied? bah!
take the upper ground my friend, deep breath..... and relax
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:12,
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now that would be an interesting weapon to see in a japanese cartoon
or indeed, at the queue in lidl
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:26,
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would be useless against the queue in lidl
the queue in lidl is a law unto itself
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:29,
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this is true
if you forget to get your plastic bags
you are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:32,
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you are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
I love lidl
it's full of people too poor to shop in sainsburys
and.. it's the exact same quality of frozen shite
hmm, frozen shite, with msg, salt and sawdust
almost tastes like chicken :D
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:32,
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and.. it's the exact same quality of frozen shite
hmm, frozen shite, with msg, salt and sawdust
almost tastes like chicken :D
and now imagine it deep fried in it's own juices
and smeared in gravy
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:54,
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hah
"netto! is scandinavian for breaaakaaarge"
no netto near me
so I eschew netto!
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:53,
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no netto near me
so I eschew netto!
Whenever I saw this ad
I thought she was saying "Netto, Scandinavian for Valium"
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 23:07,
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bullied was the wrong word....
hes just been a cunt to me and others ..
he's an arrogant twat ...
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:18,
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hes just been a cunt to me and others ..
he's an arrogant twat ...
yeah, there's no sense in overreacting and getting huffy over what strangers post on the internet :)
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:15,
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haha
EDIT: What HappyToast said. Still made me laugh though. Blunt insults are funny.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:07,
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THAT was out of order.
I'm not one to stick up for Pasanonic, but he hasn't done anything wrong as of yet.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:10,
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And he's never been a dick to me?
Out of EVERYTHING brilliant he's done, you lot only focus on the bad things. That's not fair. For Christ's sake, leave him alone.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:16,
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he hasn't done anything brilliant, though
therein lies the flaw
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 23:16,
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I think most people are surprised
by your conviction that that picture earlier was a filter job. (If that's what you're refering to)
I believe its real, there are too many mistakes for it to be a filter ;D
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:09,
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I believe its real, there are too many mistakes for it to be a filter ;D
aww for fuck sake man
please tell me that the pencils are correct. Then when you see that confusion look at the other bollocks. It's not even a sketch in image 2 ( it's a direct copy from google. a famous image )
You of all people should be able to see the bollocks.
farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1018711052_47241899ea_o.jpg
he can't even photoshop over the creases
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:12,
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You of all people should be able to see the bollocks.
farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1018711052_47241899ea_o.jpg
he can't even photoshop over the creases
I think dropping it and moving on is the only way out of this one
what's it matter? just pop whatsisface on ignore if his B3taing about the bush bothers you.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:14,
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I would just like to Trademark that phrase
"Beta-ing about the bush" for future use. :D
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:15,
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actaully
the fact that you have even noticed this has upset me. I know, you know a piece of shit when you see it.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:25,
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it's aqll about the fact
that I'm being made to look a cunt when anyone with half a copy of tattyshop can see I'm right.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:17,
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Just drop it.
For your own sake.
I know we don't get along, but it's tiring to see everyone here fighting!
This is b3ta, turn your anger on stupid cunts who post entire threads consisting of 'Hi everyone' or 'ur all gayz lolzers' or something.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:20,
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I know we don't get along, but it's tiring to see everyone here fighting!
This is b3ta, turn your anger on stupid cunts who post entire threads consisting of 'Hi everyone' or 'ur all gayz lolzers' or something.
What creases are those then?
I'm very interested to know.
Tell you what, set me a challenge. Go on. I have a pad, paper, pencils, the original image you can see on the left, the drawing you see on the right, and a cameraphone.
Why don't you tell us all, with your inspiring greatness, how I may prove to you (not that it matters) that it isn't a shop?
How may I show the 0.1% of people here who might suspect its a shop, that you're about as wrong as wrong can be?
lol. wtf. omg. etc
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:40,
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Tell you what, set me a challenge. Go on. I have a pad, paper, pencils, the original image you can see on the left, the drawing you see on the right, and a cameraphone.
Why don't you tell us all, with your inspiring greatness, how I may prove to you (not that it matters) that it isn't a shop?
How may I show the 0.1% of people here who might suspect its a shop, that you're about as wrong as wrong can be?
lol. wtf. omg. etc
I believe it's real
because he has a photo of the notebook he's sketching it in.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:13,
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nope
I am staring at a small laptop screen. It looks quite real to me.
I should probably look on a normal sized screen, but I don't have one available.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:22,
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I should probably look on a normal sized screen, but I don't have one available.
I'm too new to take sides...
...but it looks to me like you're wrong. The pic the guy posted [ here ] of the original, and his sketch side by side is either genuine or a pretty fucking woo-full 'shop in its own right.
Originally, without reference to the original, one might be forgiven for thinking it was a filter (which is, as HT has pointed out, quite a compliment to Laser chappy). Now, however, I think it's a case of 'when in hole, stop digging'.
Best thing now is to set your jaw, admit you were mistaken, and take it like a grown up.
All, of course, IMHO.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:42,
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Originally, without reference to the original, one might be forgiven for thinking it was a filter (which is, as HT has pointed out, quite a compliment to Laser chappy). Now, however, I think it's a case of 'when in hole, stop digging'.
Best thing now is to set your jaw, admit you were mistaken, and take it like a grown up.
All, of course, IMHO.
Fucking hell.
It could very well be that yes, it is a very convincing 'shop, and you out of all the people here are the only one able to see it. Well done you.
But why does it matter so much?
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:48,
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But why does it matter so much?
Hahahahahahahahah
In caseyou want it, here's a more board sized version. It also has a bonus falling brick.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1186347518/paperhat.jpg"
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:00,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1186347518/paperhat.jpg"
this paper hat-wearing person
is obviously the illicit spawn of jeremy "my hand makes my cock look huge" beadle.
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:00,
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thats because
it was bigger and i just changed it :D
photoshop always lies about filesize to me, it said this was 47k?
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Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:15,
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photoshop always lies about filesize to me, it said this was 47k?