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( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

ace shoppage.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

^this
lots
(Monsieur Brain Surgery - It's not Rocket Science!, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 3:00, archived)

Paper hats.
it makes sence!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

Wrong!
Black face and top of cranium should be white
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

That would mean the paper hat would have to be black
The sign is obviously inverted
( davew27, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

Wrong!
Paper hat should be black, you fucking honkies always trying to stop the black man being a paper hat.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

join us again next week
on "martin luther king's greatest selected speeches"
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

yay!
I support this motion. More paper hats.
( --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

Woo
*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

fantastic
i had no idea that was a shop til I saw the link
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

thats
why i thought i'd better put it in, show my workings out lol
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

Same here

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

sorry to but in
but am I really out of order?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

yes your a complete cunt ... fuck off

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

easy there fella, lets try and sort this out instead of just shouting obscenities

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

HT
I will do anything you say my friend...
it ends here..
(but this cocksucker bullied me once so I'm happy hes getting his due... very happy indeed)
. over
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

bullied? bah!
take the upper ground my friend, deep breath..... and relax
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

and remember
it's only t'internet
none of these people are real
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

*touches*
feels real, eeeuw! it's damp!
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

/penis-shaped sound waves

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

now that would be an interesting weapon to see in a japanese cartoon
or indeed, at the queue in lidl
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

would be useless against the queue in lidl
the queue in lidl is a law unto itself
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

this is true
if you forget to get your plastic bags

you are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

^^this
giggle at teh lidl
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

I love lidl
it's full of people too poor to shop in sainsburys

and.. it's the exact same quality of frozen shite

hmm, frozen shite, with msg, salt and sawdust

almost tastes like chicken :D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

stop it
you're making me hungry
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

and now imagine it deep fried in it's own juices
and smeared in gravy
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

pfft!
netto ftw!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

hah
"netto! is scandinavian for breaaakaaarge"

no netto near me

so I eschew netto!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

Whenever I saw this ad
I thought she was saying "Netto, Scandinavian for Valium"
(bobming, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

generated by an online paedophile

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

bullied was the wrong word....

hes just been a cunt to me and others ..
he's an arrogant twat ...
( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

yeah, there's no sense in overreacting and getting huffy over what strangers post on the internet :)

( mictoboy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

no, walking away calmly for a bit is the best option
;)
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

always :D
love you man
( mictoboy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

*loves back
hard and fast*
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

*prolapses*

( mictoboy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

haha
EDIT: What HappyToast said. Still made me laugh though. Blunt insults are funny.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

*pulls up chair*
*eats popcorn*
( mictoboy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

( mofaha, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)

THAT was out of order.
I'm not one to stick up for Pasanonic, but he hasn't done anything wrong as of yet.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

ah.
www.b3ta.com/board/7478407
( Bloop wasn't here on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

He's been a dick to me a few times...

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

And he's never been a dick to me?
Out of EVERYTHING brilliant he's done, you lot only focus on the bad things. That's not fair. For Christ's sake, leave him alone.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

he hasn't done anything brilliant, though
therein lies the flaw
(Sticky Label, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)

I think most people are surprised
by your conviction that that picture earlier was a filter job. (If that's what you're refering to)
I believe its real, there are too many mistakes for it to be a filter ;D
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

aww for fuck sake man
please tell me that the pencils are correct. Then when you see that confusion look at the other bollocks. It's not even a sketch in image 2 ( it's a direct copy from google. a famous image )

You of all people should be able to see the bollocks.

farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1018711052_47241899ea_o.jpg

he can't even photoshop over the creases
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

I think dropping it and moving on is the only way out of this one
what's it matter? just pop whatsisface on ignore if his B3taing about the bush bothers you.
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

I would just like to Trademark that phrase
"Beta-ing about the bush" for future use. :D
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

Trademark Granted.

(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

actaully
the fact that you have even noticed this has upset me. I know, you know a piece of shit when you see it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

it's aqll about the fact
that I'm being made to look a cunt when anyone with half a copy of tattyshop can see I'm right.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

Just drop it.
For your own sake.

I know we don't get along, but it's tiring to see everyone here fighting!

This is b3ta, turn your anger on stupid cunts who post entire threads consisting of 'Hi everyone' or 'ur all gayz lolzers' or something.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

What creases are those then?
I'm very interested to know.

Tell you what, set me a challenge. Go on. I have a pad, paper, pencils, the original image you can see on the left, the drawing you see on the right, and a cameraphone.

Why don't you tell us all, with your inspiring greatness, how I may prove to you (not that it matters) that it isn't a shop?

How may I show the 0.1% of people here who might suspect its a shop, that you're about as wrong as wrong can be?

lol. wtf. omg. etc
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

a test, great idea. calling him names constantly, is not

( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

point taken.
But the names are true.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

I believe it's real
because he has a photo of the notebook he's sketching it in.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

FUCK ME!
it's a shop, can't you see it?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

nope
I am staring at a small laptop screen. It looks quite real to me.


I should probably look on a normal sized screen, but I don't have one available.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

lolox!

( war3n3xt I love mark! fuck jonny.. fool, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

Good god.
You're still embarrassing yourself I see.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

I'm too new to take sides...
...but it looks to me like you're wrong. The pic the guy posted [ here ] of the original, and his sketch side by side is either genuine or a pretty fucking woo-full 'shop in its own right.

Originally, without reference to the original, one might be forgiven for thinking it was a filter (which is, as HT has pointed out, quite a compliment to Laser chappy). Now, however, I think it's a case of 'when in hole, stop digging'.

Best thing now is to set your jaw, admit you were mistaken, and take it like a grown up.

All, of course, IMHO.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

Fucking hell.
It could very well be that yes, it is a very convincing 'shop, and you out of all the people here are the only one able to see it. Well done you.

But why does it matter so much?
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

Yeah
this is what's confusing me.
( mofaha, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

Hahahahahahahahah
In caseyou want it, here's a more board sized version. It also has a bonus falling brick.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1186347518/paperhat.jpg"
( HappyToast sorted on, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

lol
nice one
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)

Hahaha
win
( mofaha, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

this paper hat-wearing person
is obviously the illicit spawn of jeremy "my hand makes my cock look huge" beadle.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

hahaha
although the guideline filesize is 50k or so
( mictoboy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

It's hardly much over
And it's worth the extra 15k or so :)
( petehix Board Sig:, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

it's been edited
the original post was over 100k
( mictoboy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

thats because
it was bigger and i just changed it :D
photoshop always lies about filesize to me, it said this was 47k?
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

yeah it's a cunt like that
i only usually mention filesize when it's over 100k
( mictoboy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

no probs
:D
( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

Nazi

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

PINKO LIBERAL!

( mictoboy, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

That's good

( magnum, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

Great.
Just great.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)