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[challenge entry] Bindun? Probably.

Make's your cow's hair all shiny*

*may cause death and panic


How are you lovely people today?

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Shiny
though dead and in panic

and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I am good
but tired and sore - I thought it would be a good idea to try a 21km hilly run last night. My legs disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *tries to fit 'good idea' and '21km hilly run' together in same sentence
IT CANNAE BE DONE CAPT'N
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *hands you the word 'not'*
try adding this somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)
# the magic key!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# i could have told you that yesterday
and saved you some considerable effort
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Are you siding with his legs now?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# you damn fool!!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# pork pie?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# don't mind if i do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# nyum
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I'm in a very silly mood
Bracing myself for death and panic.

How are you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)
# ^this...
I blame the coffee I had this morning... now my fingers wont keep still!

I seldom drink coffee!!! I NEED TEEPEE FFFFOOOOOOORRRRR MY BUNGHOLE!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I need caffeine
I'm seriously withdrawn
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)
# the ye olde american indian shaman themed coffee shoppe
which I normally attend has started to seriously reduce the strength and quality of it's coffee while, at the same time, increasing the cost. It must be August in Edinburgh then...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Fringe season?
I'd love to do that one year
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# make friends with an Edinburger
impose upone them... that seems to be what happens to me every year... which is why I'm having got clean my house tonight and put away all my toys :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I suggest the deployment of SCIENCE!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# well - I mostly just end up paying the extra £0.60 for an extra shot
of coffee.

which is a bit like science.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# i think i've been to that coffee shop
is a vaguely terracota colour?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)
# yes
it's called black medicine... and it's generally very good, th music's normally up to scratch too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
#
silly jiggly
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Maybe later, if you ask nicely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Whats a 12" Fred?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I'm not fred
and if you've met me you'd know i'm not 12" anywhere!!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I'm FUCKING TERRIBLE... thank you!
what are you going to do to rectify this? HMM?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)
# *gives hand relief*
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)
# I am wonderfully insane
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)
# are you getting panicky yet
only 4 days to go
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)
# until...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# ZOMG!
has anyone told Kris Kross?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# 5 days of work
one more day to play
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# the phone rang in my pocket last night on the way home!
Bloody anonymous numbers! I nearly crashed!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
oops
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# I get an irrational hatred of people ringing me when i have my phone in my pocket!
as if they should KNOW I'm driving... s'weird!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# i've got soft velcro on the back of my phone
and hard velcro on my car dashboard
so that i can always see my phone whilst driving, and can assess the call if it arrives
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I have a cradle on the dash... but i seldom remember to put it in there...
plus I dropped my Hands free kit behind a chest of drawers and I cant be arsed to get it out :-/
(likeajackhammer, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)
# yeah
i only ever remember i need to charge my handsfree thing 20mins before i need it, so it never gets used
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# exactly... How am I expected to charge my phone AND my hands free with one charger!
Its CRAZY-TALK!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I want my cows without hair
roasted and covered in gravy.

Where this fucking option eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I've had two Jaffa Cakes and a custard cream
so therefore good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I'm still giggling over today's Janet and John story
and two toasted teacakes later, I'm ready for the day
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Cor, toasted teacakes!
With butter and/or jam?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# just butter m'dear
jam would be too much for one person to take on their teacakes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I am so very bored.
I might clean the house today. Lord knows it needs it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)
# what level of dirty is it?
1. Post weekend haven't quite got round to it yet
2. Still needs a hoover from Christmas
3. Call Kim and Aggie
4. Call Life of Grime
5. Student
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)
# A combo of the last three.
It took me half an hour to clean the grime of the bottom of a small frying pan.

See my talk rant for more details.

www.b3ta.com/talk/3587181
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# buwahahaha
pwned by your parents!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)
# well, my Mum and sisters.
I have an errant father.*

*He's a great big cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I'm suffering from panicy death
but... I was listening to the isley brothers this morning and now I want to fight the powers that be... which I think, in some senses is me. I'm internally conflicted.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)
# oh my
what a great song that is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# indeed.
Bumpin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)