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# Now this is wonderful.
I was part of a discussion last year on Netscape about why Bin Laden had chosen to attack the US. I just checked one of my hotmail accounts, and found that this had been sent to it in November.

'You fuckng cunt I saw what you said on Netscpae. you are a a queer and a cunt. You got saved from the nazis in ww2 and now weere saving youre ass from sadim hussan and the cunt bin ladan. don’t you every come to Amercica or ill find you and kick yoru fuckin ass you commie jew niger queer cunt cunt. Gorge w Bush is a graet man who will save us all from terorims. fuck off English cunt'

He can't even spell the name of his country correctly. And I love the fact that he runs out of swear words and insults and calls me a 'cunt cunt'.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 8:57, archived)
# yeah sorry about that
I said it in the heat of the moment y'know how it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:00, archived)
# oh and you're a silly chicken
or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:00, archived)
# silly c**tc**t chicken more like
mbtw

=:)
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:16, archived)
# morning all!
and greetings to the ignorant person across the pond too

*waves to the daft gnome, fishing in the pond*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Is that Email
100% genuine? Fucking hell....
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Nah, there's no helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Er....
que?

Anyway, Pxyzyzygy in Pradas, hope you called that bloke a cad and a bounder and challenged him to a fight, Queensbury rules
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:31, archived)
# wrong meme
from the ubiquitous shark vs helicopter picture...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Not quite. I told him he was bumgay and loved taking it
up the Gary Glitter. Couldn't help it.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# A good word
to have used would be Gaylord, I think it would be appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# in defense of my cuntrymen, I must say...
fuck it, I'm leaving. I bought the tickets last week.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Get out of there
before you get conscripted!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# that c**t c**t
reminded me of the beginning of Caterpillar by The Cure: c**t c**t c**t c**t c**t c**t c**t c**t there you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# You said that?
I thought it was me.
(Indole Ring, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:01, archived)
# semi mind piiiiiiiiiiiiis
there
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# yes semi..
it was the obvious response though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# you calling my post a poof?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# yes
your post is bumgay.
all you're posts are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Now now
Gently now.

They're happy? Full of the spirit of human-kindness, and such?
(testingtestingtesting, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:08, archived)
# -T?
Have you always been negative T? Or were you once just T? Or is that a hyphen?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:15, archived)
# postively
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# The idea was:
Dash T. (Dash as opposed to hyphen.)

or DashIt. As in "Well, Dash It old man, that's rather not cricket, what".

Also I'm a Thomas.
(testingtestingtesting, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# John?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Erm, no.

Bloke that poked his fingers into Jesus on account of being on the piss and not knowing if he was tripping badly or no. . .
(testingtestingtesting, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:24, archived)
# You doubt the Holy Bible (KJ)? Naughty.
What kind of free-spirited liberalism is this?

Have a glass-cock in the same vein: www.landoverbaptist.com/.

(At least, I think it's a GC, not sure.)
(testingtestingtesting, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# perhaps
he's is a distant relative of Dudley Moore, gawd rest his soul
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:01, archived)
# sorry bout that
that was my mum. She's always doing that. Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Morning Boab! You going to be funny soon, are you, huh, huh?
i'm your biggest fan, simper, wriggle
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
# i think you've pulled there
get in there my son!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# I think
There's some lovely, barely constrained anger in that letter, along with a fiar bit of lisdlesixa.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# nah!
i just think he was so angry about pyzygy and his nonsense that he was punching the keyboard rather than pressing the keys.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Nonsense? Not at all.
A reasoned proposition as to why the US was targeted by Bin Laden. That and calling their president a crook.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:11, archived)
# I think I'm going to take to calling people 'cuntcunt'...
It really works, it's more than the sum of its parts.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:06, archived)
# how about
"cunty cuntcunt" ... seems more descriptive
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I like
"you commie jew niger queer cunt cunt"...

Thank christ he saved us from hitler and *his* extreem views, eh?
(Seaneeboy, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Random US literacy fact:
40% of the adults in my home state (Oregon) cannot read well enough to use a bus schedule effectively. That is, they need assistance in order to use the information on the schedule to get where they want to go. *FACT*

At least my job (English teacher) is secure. I think I'd probably give this guy a few bonus points for creativity, though, if I were to grade this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# And 40% of Americans,
when shown a map of the world and asked where the USA was, pointed to Russia.
(Foss, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Well, you know,
two big countries, 50/50 odds!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# At least you weren't called a slut
Cos that would be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:23, archived)
# cuntcunt
is the best swearword ever. saying it twice makes it twice as offensive
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)