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[challenge entry] look out kids!

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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Arf!
and HAPPY B3TADAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Yay!
Happy, happy b3tadays Mr. Ftang :D
*passes cake & non-alcoholic fizzy stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# H.B.!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# hehehehe
happy b3taday to you,
happy b3taday to you
happy b3taday to you dear brianftang
happy b3taday to you
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# *reposts in proper place*
Yay!
Happy, happy b3tadays Mr. Ftang :D
*passes cake & non-alcoholic fizzy stuff*

EDIT: how come I only do the reply-to-wrong-post-thing when I'm sober?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# We don't know, it doesn't happen often enough to test.

'ow do!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# :p
cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# hehe
cheers matey
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# 'nings sir
actually I have a quick question for you...
I shall gaz you soonest
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Yeah, but
the horse doesn't have handlebars?!?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# happy b3taday
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# happy b3taday
nice image but i'm affraid i'm ris.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# think Dylan....
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Another Frank Zappa Tune Not Done, Yet...
mod edit: I can't be bothered even linking it - don't post goatse on the board thanks, not even slightly edited goatse




Ahem...

For those who don't know uncle Frank's oeuvre, this particular tune is called... Broken Hearts Are For Assholes and it's from the über album (well, EVERY FZ album is über) Sheik Yerbouti...

Gotcha Zank Frappa! ;-P

PS: for the Internet virgins, this is the LEGENDARY Goatse pic...
(MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Please link that picture
Goatse should never be posted without a warning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Please link this
you twunt
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# NOTICE
is it me or there are never mods about when you need em
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# It seems like it, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# why
WHHHYYYYYYYYY!?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Get rid of this now!
there's a 13 year old girl next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# that's a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# PS. for the internet virgin mong
FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# link you cunt
link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt link you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# one more time
I dont think he's gotten it yet
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# there you go
b3ta.com/board/7510929
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# this
still slightly confuses me every time
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Aaaaand for the n00bs, this is NSFW
you're right about Yerbouti though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# You thick, thick
utter cunt of an arsehole. Pu t your fingers in your ears as minds as obviously small as yours can't be allowed to wander alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# What's cracking me up is that the twat tagged it
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Don't ignore me, I have things to say!
I might have some more gifts for you weekend ( or before, I have to replace my server OS first ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
#
that reminds me of this*

HELLO!!! CUNTY SHITHEAD! WHAT ABOUT LINKING IT?

for the b3ta virgin: NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Your response isn't much better than the original post.
You need to label it more clearly. You really should know better.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# After three months
I would have thought you would not only know about posting NSFW stuff, but also know that a lot of the peeps on here very nearly invented the Interweb, that most of us have seen most of the shock pics floating around and come here because people don't need to post crap like this.
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# pfft.
most of us ARE Goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# And
that... (c:
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# You cunt.
That is all.
(insanity_on_a_stick RISsing like mad, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I usually do the 'three strikes' thing.
You can just fuck right off immediately though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Oh for
hot buttery fuck's sake.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 14 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I note the PS
thanks you legendary swordsman of the internet - I've never seen that before - not!

How amazed I was to see another bloke's scrotum this evening, you've made my night.

would you like me to wake my kids up and we'll all bask in the glow of your hummus?

You CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# CUNT
^
(Frapple, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)