Let me introduce you... Ted, B3ta... B3ta, Ted!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)

Well either congrats are in order...
or you just found a foot on the way home from the pub.?
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

'nings, ted!
aawwww, he has a cute foot!
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

Holy shit you gave birth to a foot!

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

^ this
can it walk?

Seriously: congrats!
( mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)

Arg, how rude of me
Huzzahs are in order
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)

A shrinky foot disease is spreading?
aghhhh! to the hills!
no but really, congrats on the foot man
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)

Fantastic!
Congratulations to you and Sue!

Long labour? How much does he weigh?
( in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)

Thankyou! cesarean, 8lb 7oz.
Heres's the rest of him picking his nose

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)

His hand is going to commit a bank robbery, tights-concealing-identity style.
Actually, awww.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)

he has a cute face, too!
congrats to you both :)
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)

ted cesarean, yup, that has a certain ring to it.
and i still think rob is missing a trick on b3ta soft toys.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)

Well,
there's always this
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)

aaaand
this
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

that just proves my point.
he's missing a lucrative merchandising opportunity.

*wonders just how many hitler icon romper suits might sell in a year
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

7

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

i'd buy one
he'd have to do them in adult sizes too.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

that'll increase sales to 5,434,345

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

damn you!
i'd almost managed to forget how much i want an insanity prawn boy plushie!
i'll have to wait till my birthday, when i shall receive my "delicious eggs!" t-shirt...
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

the prawn's the best one innit

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

that's right!
i love him, he's a crazy little fecker!
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

Rathergood is better for that
www2.printshop.co.uk/RatherGood/BabyWear.html

and www2.printshop.co.uk/RatherGood/Shop/Toys/Category.html
( in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)

Those Chinese children sure got busy
;)
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

Awwwwww
*gets all broody* :D

He's adorable!
( in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

Aww I want to kiss those chubby cheeks
and those ickle chubby arms.
Congratulations!
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

aaaaaw bless! :)
congratulations to you both
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

It appears to be a baby.
Well done. I'm sure the sex was a chore.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

WHAT?!
You get a choice of noses these days?!

God. Kids today have it easy!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

awwww!
just, awww
( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)

And, most importantly: how does it smell?
and can it be milked?
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)

Congrats on your new foot!

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)

Congratulations!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)

Ace stuff! :)
Woo to you guys, including the new addition
( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)

congratulations.
best wishes to mum.

hope the other foot is doing well too.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)

THAT'S NO MOON!
congrats
( ClanSoul thanks, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)

No, it's a son.
*dances out of spanging range*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

Gnneh!
That was a terrible pun. Did you have to planet out?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)

No.
But I asteroid and write a lot to be that fast.


...Actually, that's shit. Pretend I made a good comeback pun.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

I can see you're stressed out about that
We'll give you plenty of space
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

Aether that or a cup of tea.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

Make it yourself,
I'm admiring Phoebe (from friends)
( ClanSoul thanks, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

Cor, I had to look that up
Top Pun!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

Awhythankyou
I have to just flex the old pun muscles once in a while, keep them ready.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

Ello Ted!

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

Took me far too long to notice there were two feet there

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

Scareily enough
I added the cola bottles!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)

And made the feet move

( ClanSoul thanks, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

?????????????????????
i'm not sure that's appropriate.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

Appropriate?
This Is B3taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)

^This^

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

'ello Miss Potty.

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

'ning Ghostie

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)

How are thangs in Groovetown?

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)

Fair to partly cloudy with scattered wossnames
Wind south-easterly 74 knots.
.
.
.
.
Showers dying out.
Good
/Braces Tower
( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)

^ si senor

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)

Silly GSTQ
You can't defluff squishy babby toes no matter what you post!

Although he now has to buy all 11 of the other issues at the normal price of £11.99 to collect the entire baby!
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

Christ, ghosty...
Just been born and you're already a stranger trying to offer him sweets.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

It's best to get in there early
there are so many people waiting for their turn these days
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

I know it's getting so hard to groom these days!
I've started grooming through ultrasound.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)

That mental image is so wrong
and yet so right
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

Hahaha brilliant!
I'm already firing up photoshop to do an anim.
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

Congrats matey
Have you notified Mars already?:P
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

:)
This little b3tan went to market.
This little b3tan stayed home.
This little b3tan had roast beef.
This little b3tan had none.
This little b3tan cried
“Woo! Yay! Houpla!”
All the way home.
(robotic Murder Suicide Ducks War, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

Haha
Forget sick jokes, we should do a book of nursery rhymes
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

^this
And calendars. And possibly pencil cases.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

I thought b3tards had other ways of keeping kids amused:P

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)