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# Let me introduce you... Ted, B3ta... B3ta, Ted!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Well either congrats are in order...
or you just found a foot on the way home from the pub.?
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# 'nings, ted!
aawwww, he has a cute foot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Holy shit you gave birth to a foot!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# ^ this
can it walk?

Seriously: congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Arg, how rude of me
Huzzahs are in order
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# A shrinky foot disease is spreading?
aghhhh! to the hills!
no but really, congrats on the foot man
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Fantastic!
Congratulations to you and Sue!

Long labour? How much does he weigh?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Thankyou! cesarean, 8lb 7oz.
Heres's the rest of him picking his nose
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# His hand is going to commit a bank robbery, tights-concealing-identity style.
Actually, awww.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# he has a cute face, too!
congrats to you both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# ted cesarean, yup, that has a certain ring to it.
and i still think rob is missing a trick on b3ta soft toys.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Well,
there's always this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# aaaand
this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# that just proves my point.
he's missing a lucrative merchandising opportunity.

*wonders just how many hitler icon romper suits might sell in a year
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# 7
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# i'd buy one
he'd have to do them in adult sizes too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# that'll increase sales to 5,434,345
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# damn you!
i'd almost managed to forget how much i want an insanity prawn boy plushie!
i'll have to wait till my birthday, when i shall receive my "delicious eggs!" t-shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# the prawn's the best one innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# that's right!
i love him, he's a crazy little fecker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Those Chinese children sure got busy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Awwwwww
*gets all broody* :D

He's adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Aww I want to kiss those chubby cheeks
and those ickle chubby arms.
Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# aaaaaw bless! :)
congratulations to you both
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# It appears to be a baby.
Well done. I'm sure the sex was a chore.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# WHAT?!
You get a choice of noses these days?!

God. Kids today have it easy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# awwww!
just, awww
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# And, most importantly: how does it smell?
and can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Congrats on your new foot!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Ace stuff! :)
Woo to you guys, including the new addition
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# congratulations.
best wishes to mum.

hope the other foot is doing well too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# THAT'S NO MOON!
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# No, it's a son.
*dances out of spanging range*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Gnneh!
That was a terrible pun. Did you have to planet out?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# No.
But I asteroid and write a lot to be that fast.


...Actually, that's shit. Pretend I made a good comeback pun.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I can see you're stressed out about that
We'll give you plenty of space
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Aether that or a cup of tea.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Make it yourself,
I'm admiring Phoebe (from friends)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Cor, I had to look that up
Top Pun!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Awhythankyou
I have to just flex the old pun muscles once in a while, keep them ready.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Ello Ted!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Took me far too long to notice there were two feet there
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Scareily enough
I added the cola bottles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# And made the feet move
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# ?????????????????????
i'm not sure that's appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Appropriate?
This Is B3taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# 'ello Miss Potty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# 'ning Ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# How are thangs in Groovetown?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Fair to partly cloudy with scattered wossnames
Wind south-easterly 74 knots.
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Showers dying out.
Good
/Braces Tower
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# ^ si senor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Silly GSTQ
You can't defluff squishy babby toes no matter what you post!

Although he now has to buy all 11 of the other issues at the normal price of £11.99 to collect the entire baby!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Christ, ghosty...
Just been born and you're already a stranger trying to offer him sweets.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# It's best to get in there early
there are so many people waiting for their turn these days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I know it's getting so hard to groom these days!
I've started grooming through ultrasound.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# That mental image is so wrong
and yet so right
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
I'm already firing up photoshop to do an anim.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Congrats matey
Have you notified Mars already?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# :)
This little b3tan went to market.
This little b3tan stayed home.
This little b3tan had roast beef.
This little b3tan had none.
This little b3tan cried
“Woo! Yay! Houpla!”
All the way home.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Haha
Forget sick jokes, we should do a book of nursery rhymes
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ^this
And calendars. And possibly pencil cases.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I thought b3tards had other ways of keeping kids amused:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)