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[challenge entry] im gonna call him Humpy!

From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)

(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)
# I'm waiting for
John Hurt to make a surprise cameo appearance.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:27, archived)
# yank harder on the scroll wheel!
give it all 3 millimetres!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)
# awwww
how cute!

also, this.


 
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)
# butt.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# 'i was born with a plastic pipe in my mouth....'
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)
# I look so nice in that, don't you think?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)
# You could do with a shave
And a bigger cock.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
# I SEE WE HAVE A HIGH-CLASS CUSTOMER HERE
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# You get what you pay for
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)
# how rude.
he's fine the way he is, and has lovely buttocks.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)
# I should know better then to click on a link that says 'buttocks'.
good god.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:51, archived)
# you should know better than to click on a pic i have the sense not to post openly.
heh.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)
# Already used him to raz the Doc. He still hates me.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# thats more bareable because its just a little naked man in a tiger costume
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# Imagine if that was a member of your family
Would it still be a little naked man in a tiger costume?

*A pedant notes*

It should say, "A little naked man barely wearing a tiger costume."

FUCK OFF PEDANT.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)
# it looks like a few members of my family.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)
# From which angle?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)
# hahaha!
i heart tiggerman.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:02, archived)
# i have an internet problem.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# The fact that you still have access to it?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# hey if I want to play hockey later today, do you think you could shit out that hockey stick you've got shoved up your ass?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)
# Are you a midget?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)
# is your colon four feet tall?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)
# I believe it just might be
Unfortunately there's not enough ice up there to play on yet.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:00, archived)
# he had lots and lots of problems.
/desperate living.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:03, archived)
#
desperate li john ir
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:05, archived)
# I'm sure I have seen him before
Probably on Flickr in some bash photos.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# i see him every day.
in the mirror.

rrawr.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:11, archived)
# I should really post a pic shouldn't I
Just to justify my dropping by at this late hour and abusing your hospitality while the other board is dead and useless- for a change. Would a pearoasted image be OK? They are shite but I do keep them within limits.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)
# being a nazi, i prefer peas in existing threads.
but whatever floats your boat, i'm out of here as soon as the meth wears off.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:20, archived)
# It would be in an existing thread
Relevant or not. It just strikes me as rude to enjoy and abuse your hospitality without posting a self-made pic before leaving.

Anyway- here it is.


(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:23, archived)
# i see what you've done there.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:31, archived)
# It was a blinding source image
Pity I have zero talent.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:36, archived)
# NOT SO! I HAVE SEEN SEVERAL GOODPICTURES OF YOURS
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:47, archived)
# Kind compliment
But I disagree- anyway I do tend to do pictures rather than animation.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:51, archived)
# WE NEED METH.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:44, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# I KNOW A CERTAIN 'SUPERIOR' DESIGNER WHO WOULD LIKE A BIG BOWL OF IT.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:07, archived)
# Dick or meth?
Or both?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:09, archived)
# DICK! WE SELL DICK! PICK ONE YOU LIKE AND I ADD AIDS
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:15, archived)
# Ooh
I don't know which one to choose- they all look so friendly.

May I have the happy smiling one at the top please?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:19, archived)
# JACKED OFF IN OUTER SPACIOUS.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)
# SIXTY NINER WITH THE POPE?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)
# earth people!
i was born on jupiter!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)
# HALF SHARK-ALLIGATOR HALF MAN.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)
# my 7-XL is not yet invented!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:44, archived)
# I wondered why the screensaver never worked.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)