im gonna call him Humpy!


From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 364 entries (closed)

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)

I'm waiting for
John Hurt to make a surprise cameo appearance.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:27, archived)

yank harder on the scroll wheel!
give it all 3 millimetres!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)

awwww
how cute!

also, this.


 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)

butt.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)

'i was born with a plastic pipe in my mouth....'

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)

I look so nice in that, don't you think?

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)

You could do with a shave
And a bigger cock.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)

I SEE WE HAVE A HIGH-CLASS CUSTOMER HERE

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)

You get what you pay for

( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)

how rude.
he's fine the way he is, and has lovely buttocks.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)

I should know better then to click on a link that says 'buttocks'.
good god.
(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:51, archived)

you should know better than to click on a pic i have the sense not to post openly.
heh.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)

Already used him to raz the Doc. He still hates me.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)

thats more bareable because its just a little naked man in a tiger costume

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)

Imagine if that was a member of your family
Would it still be a little naked man in a tiger costume?

*A pedant notes*

It should say, "A little naked man barely wearing a tiger costume."

FUCK OFF PEDANT.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)

it looks like a few members of my family.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)

From which angle?

( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)

hahaha!
i heart tiggerman.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:02, archived)

i have an internet problem.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)

The fact that you still have access to it?

( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)

hey if I want to play hockey later today, do you think you could shit out that hockey stick you've got shoved up your ass?

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)

Are you a midget?

( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:58, archived)

is your colon four feet tall?

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)

I believe it just might be
Unfortunately there's not enough ice up there to play on yet.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:00, archived)

he had lots and lots of problems.
/desperate living.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:03, archived)

desperate li john ir
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:05, archived)

I'm sure I have seen him before
Probably on Flickr in some bash photos.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)

i see him every day.
in the mirror.

rrawr.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:11, archived)

I should really post a pic shouldn't I
Just to justify my dropping by at this late hour and abusing your hospitality while the other board is dead and useless- for a change. Would a pearoasted image be OK? They are shite but I do keep them within limits.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)

being a nazi, i prefer peas in existing threads.
but whatever floats your boat, i'm out of here as soon as the meth wears off.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:20, archived)

It would be in an existing thread
Relevant or not. It just strikes me as rude to enjoy and abuse your hospitality without posting a self-made pic before leaving.

Anyway- here it is.


( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:23, archived)

i see what you've done there.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:31, archived)

It was a blinding source image
Pity I have zero talent.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:36, archived)

NOT SO! I HAVE SEEN SEVERAL GOODPICTURES OF YOURS

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:47, archived)

Kind compliment
But I disagree- anyway I do tend to do pictures rather than animation.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:51, archived)

WE NEED METH.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:44, archived)

SELL MORE DICK!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)

I KNOW A CERTAIN 'SUPERIOR' DESIGNER WHO WOULD LIKE A BIG BOWL OF IT.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:07, archived)

Dick or meth?
Or both?
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:09, archived)

DICK! WE SELL DICK! PICK ONE YOU LIKE AND I ADD AIDS

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:15, archived)

Ooh
I don't know which one to choose- they all look so friendly.

May I have the happy smiling one at the top please?
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:19, archived)

JACKED OFF IN OUTER SPACIOUS.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)

SIXTY NINER WITH THE POPE?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)

earth people!
i was born on jupiter!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)

HALF SHARK-ALLIGATOR HALF MAN.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)

my 7-XL is not yet invented!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:44, archived)

I wondered why the screensaver never worked.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:43, archived)