The Year 2022 - Finally off the Smack, but still on the Piss....


From the Amy Winehouse challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

( Darklord, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

No... words...

( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

I added the openDNS DNS IPs to my connection, with no results. So I can't see whatever this awful picture is, or any other picture on the board. It's all a bit baffling.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

try this...
www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

Nope. Can't see whatever that horrible picture is, either.
I'll just have to go without horrible pictures until the problem fixes itself.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)

try
using using nslookup in the Windows console and see if it
gives you any more hints as to what is borked. (error messages for timeout/no response/no records etc).
( FOONLY, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:47, archived)

How bizarre.


How bizarre, how bizarre.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

you fucker
that's in my head now :(
( mictoboy, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)

I'm lucky, I can't only remember that bit of the song
/ediot: can
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)

me too
but it's on a loop
( mictoboy, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)

sorry bout that
If I was directly at your machine, I would check a dozen of different settings for a clue, but PC problems are always hard to troubleshoot from a distance :(
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

Oh good God...

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

if god were good
that image would not have been on my screen!
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)

what if god was one of us
just a stranger on the bus







/suicide bomb
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

HAHAHA!!
that actually nearly made me guffaw.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)

nearly
is not good enough. I MUST try harder.
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

what if god was one of us
just a stranger on the bus
nearly is not good enough
he must destroy the whole bus
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)

he was
only trying to get home as well, the poor cunt.

Fuck you God!
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)

JESUS!

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

I don't think so
but I suppose its possible
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

he doesn't look a thing like jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you remember him....

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

in the post?

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

I thought that was a reference to
The Butthole Surfers' "Thermador"

but that's "everybody knows Jesus"
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)

Well, if he existed
he was obviously a severe schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur and because of the inadequate treatments available at the time he is bound to have gone through some very dark periods where he would have failed to look after himself properly and probably did a wee wee in his cassock.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

Hello. We here at ZOO magazine have seen your picture....

( The Great Architect, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

Boo.
Ello Archie :o)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

'ello fella, long time no speak, good to see you :)
you well?
( The Great Architect, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

Sorry popped off again then.....
I'm not too bad :o) Yourself?

Still racking up the FP's I see :o)
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)

and think it's shit.
it's burning ours eyes, like viewing goatse or tub girl.

oh dear god pass the occular bleach.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)

Hello. We here at Urolagny Lovers magazine have seen your picture...

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

hahaha

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

oh my...

EDIT - WHY IS THIS PICTURE STILL HERE?!
It strikes me as a little NSFW in its horrificness
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

HappyToast:
Sorry I don't see any fine line between a picture of somebody that has pissed themselves, and an image of a syringe that spurts out blood!

Call the internet police?! ;)
( Darklord, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)

wheres the syringe spurting blood?

I did one spurting smack, is that the one you mean?
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)

Yeah, sorry, my graphics card show's it up as red, when smack is normally brown! It's no biggie, I just thought you had an issue with nsfw images...
( Darklord, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)

Last one for the day
I:





( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

I'm afraid
it seems that most people just can't be bothered to click on polls

So any polling that does seem to occur is just a halucination caused by a deranged imagination.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)

Too busy staring at that image, i guess

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)

Why have
you got a picture of my Dad in a wig?
(ToMeToYule is using the turkey to measure it., Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)

Doesn't everyone
have a picture of your dad in a wig?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)

This makes me hot!!*

*may not actually make me hot...
( WiL can take it all!, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)

I nearly choked on sprite when I saw this
*cough cough*
Ace!
( w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)