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# Orange squash?

click for bettererer
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I'm just imagining the sound that would make
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# 'Ssssssssshhhhhhh
-aft'
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ssssssssshhhhhhh
-are!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *frantically searches for Shaft or share anim*
*cant find*

*shafts*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# It would probably sound like "Shhhhhhh...
"I'm a complete wankerrrrrrrrrr"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# top tubage!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# wowsers
nicely done

the girl at the desk behind me did not know what 'hibernate' means, she is 22
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Hit her with something
Then bury her
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# then dig her up in the spring
that'll teach her
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# then tell her family she's
hibernating
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# it's tempting
but she is so ignorant, and is aware she is ignorant, that she is quite amusing

she just asked what 'under offer' meant relating to housebuying...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Kill her with stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Oh good lord!
Does she know who Red Rum was?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I don't like when people take pride in ignorance
It's not a badge of honour.
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I have no idea why they do it either!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# pfft
I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# shhhhh
how does this fine holiday finds you?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# no she's not proud of it
more that she realises that she is ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# bet she can
practically recite the contents of Heat! or Hello! or whatever celeb-crap-mag she subscribes to though.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# there's really no comparison between Heat and Hello!
headlines run thus:

Hello!: "Kerry Katona shows us round the inside of her enchanting new freezer"
Heat: "Kerry!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
it's all true
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# apologies
i have no idea what i'm talking about as i've never looked inside any such magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# you lucky person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Is it mandatory for 22 year olds to know the meaning of 'hibernate' now?
Still, young people are remarkably uneducated these days. I blame the teachers. Quite a few of my friends are teachers, and they don't know the stuff they teach.
*sigh*

Just ask your colleague to read Wikipedia when she gets home. Not just the page on hibernation. All of it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# But don't take it as gospel
Other books are useful too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# For example,
"How to read all of Wikipedia" by Arnold Enticingbullock.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# well, the hibernate question is merely indicative of a general lack of knowledge
rather than a specific issue.

it is related to her leaving scholl with no qualification, but i feel that someone would have to be deliberately avoiding the world to be quite this unaware
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# so you work in show biz?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# i used to
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# but then there was that business with the dead guy in the pool
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# that video of you singing in your undies?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# in 20 years, the word will be redundant anyway
polar bears are fucked
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I think you mean useless


/pedantic prick blog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# or redundant, either works.
is this board made up exclusively of 22 year olds today?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Nope, I'm 24
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# want to see some puppies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# nope
redundancy and usefulness are different things.
Redundant would imply that the concept is still used, but another word is chosen to express it.

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(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# then surely redundant fits well enough to make no difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha are you a 22 year old?
it's not just polar bears that hibernate shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# George off of Blue Peter
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Walt Disney
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Christopher Reeve
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# She left...
...a job at an insole factory with no qualifications?
(beemoh, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# didn't know the word?
or didn't know of the concept of hibernation?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# i assume didn't know either
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *estevates*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# heh hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)