Surely the most famous of b3ta spoonerisms?

Rushed out to avoid being beaten.
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From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)

*beats*

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

Where?
I can't see it?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

i beating you twice now
for not getting it twice

*double beats*
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)

Oh god now I really don't know!?
AAHHHHH
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

*beats the fuck out of you*
*beats*
*triple beats*
*beats meat*
*beast*
*beats again*
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

beats meat?
look just explain yourself, i've been dealing wtih middle class twats and screaming kids all day and my patience is all but gone.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)

it's hardly worth it now - you suggested you didn't want to be beaten so i beat you
screaming kids you say - you are not gonna get any sympathy from me

have a better day tomorrow :)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)

So after all my fretting you didn't beat me?!
Yes screaming kids on half term.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)

/teacher blog
your problems will be mine next week ;)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)

Oh I'm not a teacher.
I work in a coffee shop and they descend on the place like a swarm of locusts demanding hot chocolate and fruity drinks.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)

*slaps*

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)

i like the pic btw
:)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

keep going
I nearly got my dance on then!
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)

It's a good beat
And you can dance to it.
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

He's roasting the motherfucking peas!

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

arf!

( head-doctor internet, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

rod post?

(eight, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

yep that's it.
hit the nail on the head
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)

( head-doctor internet, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

cock rod?

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

rock cod?
that would be a good one
*steals*
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)

Hmm.
I feel like I've seen this before...
(timewaster treemagnet, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

vooked cetegables graste teat.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 27 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)