Oh ok
There was a man and a woman in a train, the man was smoking a pipe and the woman had a noisy little dog.
Getting increasingly annoyed by the dog, the man asked the woman to shut the thing up, but she said that it was his pipe making it yap.
He didn't want to stop smoking his pipe because he was stressed, so he carried on smoking it.
A few hours passed, and the woman shouts 'If you don't stop smoking that bloody pipe, I'll throw it out the window!', to whic hthe man replied 'Well if you do that, your dog's going out with it'
So they sit in silence.
Eventually, she reaches out and grabs the pipe, and throws it out the window.
The dog soon follows.
They dive off the train at the next stop to try and find them, and they see the dog running up the embankment with something hanging out of its mouth...the concrete block!
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Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:45,
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Getting increasingly annoyed by the dog, the man asked the woman to shut the thing up, but she said that it was his pipe making it yap.
He didn't want to stop smoking his pipe because he was stressed, so he carried on smoking it.
A few hours passed, and the woman shouts 'If you don't stop smoking that bloody pipe, I'll throw it out the window!', to whic hthe man replied 'Well if you do that, your dog's going out with it'
So they sit in silence.
Eventually, she reaches out and grabs the pipe, and throws it out the window.
The dog soon follows.
They dive off the train at the next stop to try and find them, and they see the dog running up the embankment with something hanging out of its mouth...the concrete block!
Erm..............
EDIT: Oooohhhh..............yeah maybe it should've gone longer before you revealed it.
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Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:47,
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EDIT: Oooohhhh..............yeah maybe it should've gone longer before you revealed it.
oohhh bugger, i would've got that as well if it had gone according to plan
*applaudes anyway*
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Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:51,
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well
that's 60 seconds of my time I'll never get back
hope you die horribly in a parisian tunnel.
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Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:48,
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hope you die horribly in a parisian tunnel.
She pisses me off.
Why doesn't she fuck off and die?
Oh wait, that didn't help.
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Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49,
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Oh wait, that didn't help.