Fairy Annie


From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(Westude, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)

Oh god...
yum.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:20, archived)

I have an amazing joke for you all.
A man in London wanted 1000 concrete blocks. He called up a labourer in Cornwall and placed his order.
The Cornishman put on an extra block, in case one broke on the way, and set off on his long journey, in his truck covered in concrete blocks.
When he arrived, he unloaded all 1001 blocks, but the Londoner refused the 1001st block, on the grounds that he hadn't paid for it.
He told the Cornishman that he simply had to take it back with him on his truck.
Driving back with one lone block made the labourer feel like an idiot, so he pulled over by a railway embankment and threw the block off.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:31, archived)

Cr0nwall*

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)

No.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)

Yes.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)

Maybe.
I don't know, can you repeat the question?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

You're not the boss
of me now!
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

your not teh boss of me now!

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

And you're not so big!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

So it was'nt only me thinking this :)

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

Callum, I left it open SOLELY for that.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)

Gay.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

You wish.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

I said that to you when you called me gay earlier.
THAT CANNOT BE DONE!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

Hahaha

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

Cr0nwall*

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

.........

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)

Don't you get it?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)

I did'nt.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)

What!?
It's really simple!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

I read it twice.
And attempted to filename.. but Ris?
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

It'll come to you.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

Thats what you think.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)

I know it will.
Callum, even CHERRY got it.

CHERRY.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

ris here too...
is it meant to be a spoonerism? blew the throck off?
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)

haha it should be, that
was fucking great!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)

<.<
.



yes....................
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

Oh, ok then.
I'm not going to explain it to anyone who doesn't get it, because I know that it'll come to you eventually.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

just a hint?

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

No.
It's so blindingly obvious - you know when something's staring you in the face, and then it suddenly clicks? It's like that.

I mean, I got it straight away.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)

IM BLEEDING HERE
my mind hurts...
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

there's one thing
that's staring you in the face and clicking

and it's the "tell us what the joke means" shotgun
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7741623
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)

Will you explain it to me?
...because I DO get it ;)



actually, I do not get it.
( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7741623
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)

This isn't
That rubbish joke where you tell another joke later and reference the block that the man threw away is it? Because if it is, my teacher told us that when I was 10 and I didn't think it was very funny. I thought he was a bit of a tool after that.
(misterbrilliant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

You gay.
You ruined my fun!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

Yes.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

Oh ok
There was a man and a woman in a train, the man was smoking a pipe and the woman had a noisy little dog.
Getting increasingly annoyed by the dog, the man asked the woman to shut the thing up, but she said that it was his pipe making it yap.
He didn't want to stop smoking his pipe because he was stressed, so he carried on smoking it.

A few hours passed, and the woman shouts "If you don't stop smoking that bloody pipe, I'll throw it out the window!", to whic hthe man replied "Well if you do that, your dog's going out with it"

So they sit in silence.

Eventually, she reaches out and grabs the pipe, and throws it out the window.
The dog soon follows.
They dive off the train at the next stop to try and find them, and they see the dog running up the embankment with something hanging out of its mouth...the concrete block!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)

Erm..............

EDIT: Oooohhhh..............yeah maybe it should've gone longer before you revealed it.
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)

I was planning on a week.
but SOMEONE ruined it.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

oohhh bugger, i would've got that as well if it had gone according to plan
*applaudes anyway*
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)

Thanks.
I'll just send it to everyone on msn :P
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)

well
that's 60 seconds of my time I'll never get back

hope you die horribly in a parisian tunnel.
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)

She pisses me off.
Why doesn't she fuck off and die?
Oh wait, that didn't help.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

specifically
jean-paul gaultier's arsehole
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

hahahahaha

( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

you hate all of us, don't you

( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

Nah
it's just funny to see you squirm :P

Edit: I am a bit of a tool, aren't I?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)

DEIN TEIL IST KAPUT.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)

booooooooooooooo

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

Sorry
But I really hate that joke...
(misterbrilliant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)

Arf!

( Pedro Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

explain yourself
or i will be forced to slap you like nancy
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7741623
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)

how have you gone from hairy fannies
to inate cinder block jokes??! im sure someone somewhere is laughing, but not me. no no no. i got a semi for no reason. :P
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

now im laughing at
the thought of your semi!
( lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, stuffed a kitten up his arse, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)

So am I

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)

cries a bit

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)

That looks horribly like someone I know.
(and *would*, but *haven't*)
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)

aaaah
HAHAHAHAH
finally this compo is starting to click
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:22, archived)

(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:25, archived)

Cor!
I'd fill her "a" with white!
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:25, archived)

Hmm.
Her majesty's minge
(Cakie smoke from me nose cover me like clothes, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)