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Fairy Annie
From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)
I have an amazing joke for you all.A man in London wanted 1000 concrete blocks. He called up a labourer in Cornwall and placed his order.
The Cornishman put on an extra block, in case one broke on the way, and set off on his long journey, in his truck covered in concrete blocks.
When he arrived, he unloaded all 1001 blocks, but the Londoner refused the 1001st block, on the grounds that he hadn't paid for it.
He told the Cornishman that he simply had to take it back with him on his truck.
Driving back with one lone block made the labourer feel like an idiot, so he pulled over by a railway embankment and threw the block off.
(The Cornishman put on an extra block, in case one broke on the way, and set off on his long journey, in his truck covered in concrete blocks.
When he arrived, he unloaded all 1001 blocks, but the Londoner refused the 1001st block, on the grounds that he hadn't paid for it.
He told the Cornishman that he simply had to take it back with him on his truck.
Driving back with one lone block made the labourer feel like an idiot, so he pulled over by a railway embankment and threw the block off.
ClanSoul,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:31,
archived)
I said that to you when you called me gay earlier.THAT CANNOT BE DONE!
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Cae1,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:37,
archived)
ris here too...is it meant to be a spoonerism? blew the throck off?
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:38,
archived)
Oh, ok then.I'm not going to explain it to anyone who doesn't get it, because I know that it'll come to you eventually.
( ClanSoul,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:34,
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No.It's so blindingly obvious - you know when something's staring you in the face, and then it suddenly clicks? It's like that.
I mean, I got it straight away.
(I mean, I got it straight away.
ClanSoul,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:38,
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there's one thingthat's staring you in the face and clicking
and it's the "tell us what the joke means" shotgun
(and it's the "tell us what the joke means" shotgun
calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:44,
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Will you explain it to me?...because I DO get it ;)
actually, I do not get it.
(actually, I do not get it.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:40,
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This isn'tThat rubbish joke where you tell another joke later and reference the block that the man threw away is it? Because if it is, my teacher told us that when I was 10 and I didn't think it was very funny. I thought he was a bit of a tool after that.
(,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:37,
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Oh okThere was a man and a woman in a train, the man was smoking a pipe and the woman had a noisy little dog.
Getting increasingly annoyed by the dog, the man asked the woman to shut the thing up, but she said that it was his pipe making it yap.
He didn't want to stop smoking his pipe because he was stressed, so he carried on smoking it.
A few hours passed, and the woman shouts "If you don't stop smoking that bloody pipe, I'll throw it out the window!", to whic hthe man replied "Well if you do that, your dog's going out with it"
So they sit in silence.
Eventually, she reaches out and grabs the pipe, and throws it out the window.
The dog soon follows.
They dive off the train at the next stop to try and find them, and they see the dog running up the embankment with something hanging out of its mouth...the concrete block!
(Getting increasingly annoyed by the dog, the man asked the woman to shut the thing up, but she said that it was his pipe making it yap.
He didn't want to stop smoking his pipe because he was stressed, so he carried on smoking it.
A few hours passed, and the woman shouts "If you don't stop smoking that bloody pipe, I'll throw it out the window!", to whic hthe man replied "Well if you do that, your dog's going out with it"
So they sit in silence.
Eventually, she reaches out and grabs the pipe, and throws it out the window.
The dog soon follows.
They dive off the train at the next stop to try and find them, and they see the dog running up the embankment with something hanging out of its mouth...the concrete block!
ClanSoul,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:45,
archived)
Erm..............EDIT: Oooohhhh..............yeah maybe it should've gone longer before you revealed it.
Lord Aerixis,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:47,
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oohhh bugger, i would've got that as well if it had gone according to plan*applaudes anyway*
( Lord Aerixis,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:51,
archived)
wellthat's 60 seconds of my time I'll never get back
hope you die horribly in a parisian tunnel.
(hope you die horribly in a parisian tunnel.
calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:48,
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She pisses me off.Why doesn't she fuck off and die?
Oh wait, that didn't help.
(Oh wait, that didn't help.
ClanSoul,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49,
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specificallyjean-paul gaultier's arsehole
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49,
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you hate all of us, don't you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:49,
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Nahit's just funny to see you squirm :P
Edit: I am a bit of a tool, aren't I?
(Edit: I am a bit of a tool, aren't I?
ClanSoul,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 0:50,
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