Sneak one in for the compo...


From the Robots challenge. See all 438 entries (closed)

( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

how did you get in to mrs trellis's house?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

Rubbish, mine's pink!




I've said too much
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

au contrairé

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

So I can say more?
Ok, well I've also got a purple one
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

and a black one
and a white one
and a silver one
and a blue one
and a yellow one
and a green one
and a...i've said too much
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

You lie!
I haven't got a green one....
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

If you leave it out for long enough....

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

Nah, always clean them after

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

don't forget the one that plays jingle bells

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

That's the blue one

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

I've got one which runs off the mains
but plugs are hard to come by
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

I've got plugs too
Or did you mean mains plugs?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

+ t

( Mstandot, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)

I've got a green vibrating Robocop mini statue, so ner

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

Pfffft - mini!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

For the smaller hole......

( Mstandot, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

Lightweight

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

I've got a tartan one!
Whate are we talking about again?
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

Shopping Trollies

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

Ah yes, now I've got one that can seat two children..
And carry a bag of potatoes
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

you idiot
that's my thermos flask!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

the missus has one called 'Big Ben'
bloody thing.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

she shouldn't use it at that time

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

=D

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

Haha, way to dent your ego!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

you want to get some cream on that

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

pffftt!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

'ning
how art thou!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

braw
and thou?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

i feel pretty.
oh so pretty,
i feel pretty and witty and gay!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

i feel pretty.
oh so pretty,
i feel pretty and witty and gay!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

you ASS!!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

hahaha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

"Dead or alive you are cumming with me!"
Woo Ben!

How goes sir,not seen you for a bit.
( Mstandot, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

*chokes on tea for the second time in 30 seconds*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)

Swallow!!

( Mstandot, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

House Marten

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

i belive the correct answer is
african or european
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

strickly come dancing!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

haha. Excellent :o)
I'm saving my posts, cause in about 15 I have to get nekid... :o(
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

W00t!

( Mstandot, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

Part Machine, Man Part
ALL COCK!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)