He just can't.


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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

*bottom lip trembles*
:-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

sorry
it's not real. *hugs*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

*flinches*
*runs off and hides behind the sofa*







_{*quiet sobbing*}
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

*paints self green*
"I wish I could fly, riyght oop to the sky, but I caaaaarn't"
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)

*shoots*
Blummin' radioactive penguins.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

*sniffles*
*is a bit better*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)

Oh well.
Never mind.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha!
Splat! Woo!
( Monty "beurre" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

I bet Cuddles pushed him, the bastard!!!
Woo!
( Mstandot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

he hates that duck.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

'lo fella

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

hi ya buddy
hows tricks?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)

I've learnt 4 new breakdance moves and I can also walk on water
how 'bout you?
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

Thor has sustained injuries libellous to his nature
and therefore can no longer hold a pencil in his elbow
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

i've survived 3 assasination attemps
and eaten two mini battenburgs.

so fairly much the same as usual.

i'm also working on andrews 2008 calendar which will be availible soon.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

cor, is it that time of year already?!

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)

That was my theory.
I shudd be a copper!!!
( Mstandot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

bloody yorkshire orangutans
they don't like anyone.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

Borneo ones, on the other hand...
oh christ
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

oh my
that's rather wrong.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

That's what I was thinking

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

nah, he's just a bit delusional
he used to know his limits.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

shame that keith harris wasn't still attached as well.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

Good god this!

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

hahaha yaaay
it's so gracefull!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

Marvelous
*clickimus*
( Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

crikey :/
still, he's in a better place now

: D
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

Woo Yay!
That's 'kin' excellent!

Have a click!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

:(
sooper.
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)

hahaha
another one that couldn't

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)

*flies*

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)

the feather is not really magic, you know?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

*falls*

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

Science prevails!
In your face, magic!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

haha!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

hahaha
superb
(boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

He did win a gold medal at Ice Skating
with Christopher Dean, though . . . Woo!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

bird didn't flu claims another victim
price of snot green ducks set to rise to £1,000,000 before christmas.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

Hahaha!
Yes!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

hahaha!
fat green fucker...
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)

Whhheeeeeeee!
Flap Flap Flap...
Splungggeee!

Hurrah!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)

hahaha!
HOW DO I FLY LOL
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)