Bob was a Daily Mail reader
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*Edit* enlarged note for the squinters. It was fine till I optimised it
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( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
Lo Geoff!
Y'ok? You seem to be ina bit of a mood this morning....
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:57,
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Just a stupid cold
and ivesb keeps taunting us with cock-shots and not delivering.
Apart from that I'm grand mate. Yourself?
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:00,
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Apart from that I'm grand mate. Yourself?
colds are rubbish - but look on the bright side
you can have hot toddys all the live long day.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:02,
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I have a hot teddy
it's all red and lacy and feels delicious next to my silky white skin
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:03,
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have my happiest picture
you may also be interested to know that it's a .png which I find slightly amusing for absolutely no reason. .jpg is such a serious format
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11,
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I actually saw that last week,
It made me laugh like an utter loon!
Thankee :)
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14,
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Thankee :)
one second then - I'll change it.
... erm...
*delves into the vast archive of pics*
vast archive small shoebox
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15,
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*delves into the vast archive of pics*
you're too lovely
and everyone was looking like they were having an ace time in the bash pics :)
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:19,
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listen you
all these bash pics and the thought of Benjy's nipples has me dangerously close already...
that mental image is ... making it hard to concentrate.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:07,
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that mental image is ... making it hard to concentrate.
Im ok.
A bit down in the dumps, but I'll survive :)
Who is this Ivesb? There seem to be a few people posting a lot that I have never seen before :?
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04,
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Who is this Ivesb? There seem to be a few people posting a lot that I have never seen before :?
Hello Emvee!
Poor boy ballsed it all up :)
I hear you are off on holiday for a while? Where you going?
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:27,
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I hear you are off on holiday for a while? Where you going?
Youre right!
NEVER AGAIN WILL I STRAY FROM THE COMFORTING WARMTH OF B3TA!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08,
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and in Edinburgh too...
it's exceedingly gray and dull and cold and it makes me wonder if I might suffer from SAD ... of whether it's a continuum and we all suffer to some greater or lesser extent.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:12,
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now just wait one raw fishy minute!!
if i'm me and you're me....
*thinks*
*drools*
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09,
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*thinks*
*drools*
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Well it hasnt been funded by me much this year!
Ill tell you that much for nothing!
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:16,
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I'm feeling a bit better already due to doughnuts
ivesb is the wooden puppet son of Jessie and Professor Kenny Martin, of course.
He's quite ginger, but any nekkids is good.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08,
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He's quite ginger, but any nekkids is good.
you might think otherwise in bit...
keep your vomit bag ready..
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:10,
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balls, you've just reminded me - I left my bag of sick at home
can I borrow yours?
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14,
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ok, swapsies then?
like packed lunch.
I'm stopping this now.
IVV's birthday bash looked ace. I was sad to miss it.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:19,
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I'm stopping this now.
IVV's birthday bash looked ace. I was sad to miss it.
goodbye cruel world
i can't compete with the bastard polish builders.
they undercut me at every job.
so much for loyalty.
and yes pickles that means
YOU
i can fix everything but this
BOB
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:58,
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they undercut me at every job.
so much for loyalty.
and yes pickles that means
YOU
i can fix everything but this
BOB
Now see I thought Polish builders were supposed to be cheap
but in the end I've been quoted about half the price by some nice Indian gentleman.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04,
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*squints*
woo yay - if I read it correctly.
yay for the linky - the last line makes it.
WOO YAY
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56,
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yay for the linky - the last line makes it.
WOO YAY
Thank fuck for that.
He is surely the most hated emo cunt of a cartoon cat in the world.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:58,
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pffft.
do you think we could persuade the real web sheriff to start doing some b3ta-style photoshopping?
given that (s)he's on here already
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:59,
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given that (s)he's on here already
I have a photo of Prince shooting his muck on John Giacobbi
and it's unshopped too.
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Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06,
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