Bob was a Daily Mail reader

*Edit* enlarged note for the squinters. It was fine till I optimised it
www.b3tards.com/u/758f65c94bf4f6553036/bobnote.jpg

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( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

Arf!
Nice work!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

*squints*
/ lo 'sushi!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

Lo Geoff!
Y'ok? You seem to be ina bit of a mood this morning....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

Just a stupid cold
and ivesb keeps taunting us with cock-shots and not delivering.
Apart from that I'm grand mate. Yourself?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

colds are rubbish - but look on the bright side
you can have hot toddys all the live long day.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

I have a hot teddy
it's all red and lacy and feels delicious next to my silky white skin
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

you saucy minx

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

:D

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

I have your wife.....
How are you Mr Bilbo? Good weekend?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

lovely thanks
you?
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

Not too shabby.
Bit down, but b3ta is cheering me up :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

have my happiest picture


you may also be interested to know that it's a .png which I find slightly amusing for absolutely no reason. .jpg is such a serious format
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

I actually saw that last week,
It made me laugh like an utter loon!

Thankee :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

one second then - I'll change it.
... erm...

*delves into the vast archive of pics*

vast archive small shoebox
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

No dont!
I Love it!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

ooops sorry
:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

Yay!
Now THIS is one of my favourite pictures :D
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

you're too lovely
and everyone was looking like they were having an ace time in the bash pics :)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

listen you
all these bash pics and the thought of Benjy's nipples has me dangerously close already...

that mental image is ... making it hard to concentrate.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

oh there's nipples alright!
6
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

*shakes fist*
there'd better be!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

Im ok.
A bit down in the dumps, but I'll survive :)

Who is this Ivesb? There seem to be a few people posting a lot that I have never seen before :?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

that's what you get for not being around

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

on the right

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

I see.
He is the token peninsular war member here :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

ahem..
Peninsular war....
=D
3
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

That's what I said....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

you already did "3"
down there \/
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

Hello Emvee!
Poor boy ballsed it all up :)

I hear you are off on holiday for a while? Where you going?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

Youre right!
NEVER AGAIN WILL I STRAY FROM THE COMFORTING WARMTH OF B3TA!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

how is the real world
is it still raining?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

Yeah :(
At least it is here in sunny Croydon....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

and in Edinburgh too...
it's exceedingly gray and dull and cold and it makes me wonder if I might suffer from SAD ... of whether it's a continuum and we all suffer to some greater or lesser extent.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

i'm me!
who're you?
8
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

he's Redsushi
the inFamous RedSushi

( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

Im me too.
*confuses*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

now just wait one raw fishy minute!!
if i'm me and you're me....
*thinks*
*drools*
7
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

*spazzes out*

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

*swipes wallet whilst sushi spazzes*
hahaha!!
4
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

ha ha ha
this is how the NHS is funded!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

Well it hasnt been funded by me much this year!
Ill tell you that much for nothing!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

Hurry son!
Before yer (real) mam turns up!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

I'm feeling a bit better already due to doughnuts
ivesb is the wooden puppet son of Jessie and Professor Kenny Martin, of course.
He's quite ginger, but any nekkids is good.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

At least he isnt welsh eh ;)

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

god no!
there'd be little point carrying on ;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

you might think otherwise in bit...
keep your vomit bag ready..
5
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

balls, you've just reminded me - I left my bag of sick at home
can I borrow yours?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

That's just gross
...you can't share sick bags!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

sure you can...
just turn it inside out...
3
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

ok, swapsies then?
like packed lunch.
I'm stopping this now.
IVV's birthday bash looked ace. I was sad to miss it.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

adblock on standby

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

*squint*
nope, too small
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

goodbye cruel world
i can't compete with the bastard polish builders.
they undercut me at every job.
so much for loyalty.
and yes pickles that means
YOU
i can fix everything but this
BOB
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

many thanks
:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)

what's so good about builders that polish?
ahahahahahahaha
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

Now see I thought Polish builders were supposed to be cheap
but in the end I've been quoted about half the price by some nice Indian gentleman.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

hahaha...
How dare they work harder for less money
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

*squints*
woo yay - if I read it correctly.

yay for the linky - the last line makes it.

WOO YAY
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA :D
Have a suicidal repost

(spartacus_mills, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

Thank fuck for that.
He is surely the most hated emo cunt of a cartoon cat in the world.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

Abso-bloomin-exactly

(spartacus_mills, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

pffft.
do you think we could persuade the real web sheriff to start doing some b3ta-style photoshopping?
given that (s)he's on here already
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

I have a photo of Prince shooting his muck on John Giacobbi
and it's unshopped too.
(spartacus_mills, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

I did start to animate mine
But I couldn't get the angles right.

I like this :)
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)

yay

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

This makes me sad

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

i assumed you were busy
*sulk*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

aw
'nings all
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)

hello flower
sorry for missing your do. I'm sick.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

no sweat
sorry to have missed you tho
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

be sure to stay in touch
I've never been to South America....
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

pffft
will do...I'm sure they have b3ta there
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

poor bob :(

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

very very good sir :)

( The Great Architect, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

Arf!

( mediocre I am not strange, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

SMIRK...



( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)