Arf!
Probably my first crush was on Floella Benjamin when I was about 5.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

Do a Google image search for "floella benjamin"
The first result is rather splendid.
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

Cor!

( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

SSSSSSCCCCHHHHHHHHWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!1
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( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

Crikey, I never realised she was so lully!
Back then...
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

She's currently appearing in 'The Sarah Jane Adventures'.
She's wearing better than Jane Asher, anyway.
( George Spiggott, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

Not seen any of that.
But if I was Paul McCartney I'd have married Jane Asher instead:

a) She's a redhead.

b) Cakes are better than veggie burgers.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)