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[challenge entry] Lampbot On!....... Lampbot off! LAMPBOT OFF!!!

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From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 202 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# dear god, you're good
outrageously bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# let's tie one of his arms behind his back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# let's tie one of his legs back there too...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# and one hemisphere of his brian
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# brian's not giving him any help
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Good old Spherical Brian
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# he's a good animator, is brian
but he really out to cut back on the pies
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# your stuff's shit!! :D

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Just awe inspiring.
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# very nice
teacup one was better though. you really want that laptop huh :)
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# it'd be very nice, but no, I just enjoy doing silly animations
it's why I come to B3ta! Where else would I post them?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *ignores top quality animation of a macbook you did*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Hurrah!

Then you won't mind retracting your entries from the challenge so I can win?


I think, in situations of prizes, professional digital artists (or whatever you call yourselves) should be disqualified from entering so that it's a fair competition between equally untalented people. And so that I can win.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# To be fair, I would say you were a professional digital artist
anyone with a website with their artwork on is pretty damned professional if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Well that rules out most B3tans then...
Except ME!

YESSS! Macbook here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# But I don't make a living from it!

What I'm really trying to say is: You're awfully good at this raytracing malarkey. I wish I could do that. Seeing as I can't, then I'll just sulk.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I wish I made a living out of this kind of stuff
sadly I have an office job like most people on here. Granted I do some 3d stuff in my office job, but it's mainly paperwork and outsourcing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# There could be "special olympics" type challenges
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# fuckety fuck
I've only just noticed there's a prize
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# FREE BACON
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# if you offered that every week
i'd try harder
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# don't you start!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I didn't know he'd been jailed


*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# do a goaste one
goatse ftw
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# deleted scenes
megatron's rectal prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Choclate Star(scream)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I think someone's already done a robo goatse
with the gold ring and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Would that be a Bot-bot?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# That is truly wonderful.
Hats Off, and a *click* to you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Ooh voice activated!
Woo!

Reminds me of a voice activated alarm clock I used to own. When it went off in the morning I could shut it up by shouting at it.

It reached the stage when I would shut it up automatically and not even realise thus oversleeping.

I moved it to the other side of the room but ended up shouting louder.

I found that a short sharp word worked best so at 7am the thing would go off and I would sit up in bed shout FUCK and it would go off then I would go back to sleep.

Even after it broke and I got a new (non voice activated) alarm clock I would still wake up to it and shout FUCK.

This lasted a good few months :)
/can't fecking wake up in the morning blog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# this
is perhaps the bets story ever

:D

FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)