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(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:04, archived)
# hahhahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Gah!
i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/Dekionplexis/ImAnalPartridge.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Haha!

Them's lovely seams.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Seams goode too Smee.

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:08, archived)
# When I was little, I thought Smee was Tinkerbell in the Disney version of Peter Pan.
But I hated that stage of my life and I never wish to be reminded of it again.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:36, archived)
# A must for
Christmas...*adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA HIS FACE!

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Yessing yes!

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:07, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:10, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost It's Sprooooooooutmaaaaas!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:10, archived)
# oh shitting christ lol

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:11, archived)
# haha
that's the best thing in aaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Wow
Thank you.

So, should I go for the whole song?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:13, archived)
# yes, yes and thrice yes
and then animate it with extreme prejudice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:16, archived)
# then it shall be done
with a bouncing ball so everyone can sing along.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:20, archived)
# TGMTFH!

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:23, archived)
# good grief!
/in other news - anyone pick up a copy of today's NUTS by any chance? Riverghost has been slacking (*scarpers*) and I need to know where to send the next invoice to
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:13, archived)
# no, I'm afraid not.
We seem to have plenty of toilet paper thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:17, archived)
# ahhhh, you're a ZOO reader then...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:18, archived)
# people who buy zoo can read?!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:19, archived)
# haha
zoo reader: "there's something wrong with this picture."
teacher: "it's called writing."
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:23, archived)
# TOAP?

(eight, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Nope, but
I need to check Zoo to see if they actually printed two of my pictures despite me telling them to pay me or go away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:21, archived)
# well done for telling them :)
The Times printed a recent FP of mine a week or so ago. A few swift emails later, and they have agreed a fee for printing it without prior permission.
NUTS have today printed the same image, and the same invoice will be going to them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:23, archived)
# the thieving cunts
but then I'm saying nothing new. Speak to this guy.



He has experience in such matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:26, archived)
# this is wonderful :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Yeah
I used Jahled's .pdf as a reference, he mentioned that you'd found it useful as well. Nice one on getting the Times to pay out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I have a reasonably 'standard' email now to address things like this
Jahled's .pdf is very useful indeed.

With some of the 'pi-izes' issued to me from ZOO they always ask now, and always get the same 'pay or else' email every time with a few words changed.
The Sun and the Times agreed to pay up quickly.

Now its the turn of NUTS.

/It's amazing how much a 15-30min. photoshop can be worth y'know
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Aww come on
Spill the beans! Image link and price :P
(I helped save b3ta! Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:31, archived)
# price is pretty standard across the board.
If the publication prints an image without asking first, it's a straight fee, there's little room for negotiation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)
# 300 clams?

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:38, archived)
# very close...
/ten dorrah
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:40, archived)
# That Bapla .pdf file is available for any b3tan btw
if you want it, email me

in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Ah yes
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/9805/1196330101/TimesArchie.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)
# hehe, did I ever let you know about the confirmation email I received?
there was a belter of a comment in there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I'm all ears, Matey
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Gazzed

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Yup.
That is velly amusink.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:16, archived)
# awesome
made me drop my pan au chocolat on my lap with laughter...
(Magical Pete *ARSE*, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Aww, sorry
I bought a pan aux chocolat for breakfast, but didn;t get round to eating it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:25, archived)
# a full pan?
you greedy bastard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)
# god...my spelling is so
shit that I have installed firefox's spell checker, I guess it doesn't work for French...

interestingly it doesn't recognise the word firefox.

Anybody have any recommendations for firefox plug-ins?
Currently I have Spell Checker, Foxy Tunes, Image Zoom, and google preview.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Internet Explorer

(I helped save b3ta! Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)
# adblock plus
is the best thing ever and the similar plugin for IE7 costs cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:35, archived)
# installed.
It solved the problem I was having with Cheggit, so instant win!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Flashblock.
Very handy if on a laptop, as flash tends to steal your cpu.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:45, archived)
# ooh
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Don't know if you will even see this but ...
You might also like these

Stumbleupon (For when you are really bored)
Dictionary Search (right click on word, get definition in new tab)
IE Tab (useful sometimes)
Download Helper (for downloading Youtube videos amongst other things)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Ah haaaaa (ha ha ha)!
That wins 1st 2nd and 3rd prizes.
(I helped save b3ta! The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Hmmm
The original picture's 'receiver' is scarily gaunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:57, archived)
# it's like a welder's
torch - you're not supposed to look directly at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Pass the
mind bleach NOW
(rogerzilla, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)