Sorry... it's Kate Tash

(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

would

( prodigy69, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)

It appears that we are both perverts :)

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! is a provocative cunt!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)

card carrying member I'll have you know!

( prodigy69, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

I want a card :(

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! is a provocative cunt!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

haha
CERTIFIED PERVERT
(Finite has given up teh herb, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

here's your Boner card

( prodigy69, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)

pfft
that'll get you in nothing but trouble ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)

I want one of those cards
Perhaps with added tickboxes like the donor ones have that say what you can and can't have.

What would be amusing is if I got off my arse and shopped that so you could see what I'm talking about, but, meh, what can you do eh?
(fridgefreezer Requires no tagline, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)

Who is she?
Would!

EDIT: She is quite fit! She does have quite manly lats though....
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! is a provocative cunt!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)

posh tart pretending to be common with godawful affected singing style

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)

The accent is bad
but the voice is good.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)

and the lyrics are a crime against humanity

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

Oh I don't think so.
Who said all songs had to be masterpieces?
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

Helen Keller

( Mushroom, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)

The only music Helen Keller knows
is BANGIN DNB BEATS.

*ahem* excuse me. I do apologise, innit.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)

You saying 'apologise'
reminded me of this track in the Hit Parade at the moment.
The man goes 'It's too late to 'pologise'.
I can't begin to tell you how much this irritates me.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

I think i know the song
Its a band that look like the Fray with a rapper. But they do say

"Its too late to-a pologise"

So youre wrong taffy ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! is a provocative cunt!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

yeah
I'd rather have a piece of toast
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

I watched a bit of "Lilly Allen and friends" because she had Mitchell from Peep Show on
and I was amazed by her quite posh accent. I knew she had to be putting on the mockney singing voice, I was just shocked at the extent of it.
(Colonel Dracula It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)

Oh I didn't watch it.
I thought it'd be poor.

If we're talking about musicians that put on a voice whilst singing:

Mick Jagger
Debbie Harry
Falco

LOADS of people. And nobody whines about them.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

the Beatles...
putting on a voice is ok. putting on a voice to make you sound like Natalie Cassidy is a bit aht uv ohdah.
( dbroon hmmm, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)

You put a voice on ALL THE TIME.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)

what's that then?

( dbroon hmmm, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)

That Scottish one you do.
I do as well, my executive bumpkin.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)

that's my voice

( dbroon hmmm, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)

Exactly.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)

I'd say that the only way to not put on a voice when you're singing is to not sing at all
which is why rappers always sound just like they do in their records ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)

those guys out of the Proclaimers
they've really disguised their Maori accents
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)

hahahahaha :D

( Mushroom, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)

Falco?
Is he not German? If so I shall never sing "Baby baby do, you rock me, baby baby do, you rock me, JA JA JAAAAA!" ever again.
(Colonel Dracula It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)

Austrian
but they like singing to a German tune, so... ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)

I wouldn't know the difference between an Austrian accent and a German one.
Which is exactly how Hitler came to power, FACT
(Colonel Dracula It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)

there's a Falco movie coming out soon

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

I bet it'll be like watching a car crash

too soon?
( Mushroom, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)

I know.
I need a German speaker to sit next to me and translate the bits I don't quite understand.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)

next to you?
wait, my ears just started ringing. WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
( dbroon hmmm, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)

Well answer them then.
God, I'm so fucking funny.


Next to me. By my side. Here *indicates spaces to left and right*
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)

i want to be on you

( dbroon hmmm, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

Fair enough.
I won't be able to see the film though.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)

Ozzy
Christ if he sang in Brum it'd sound DREADFULL!
(M o D IV., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)

FIT
Her song Pumpkin Soup makes me quite randy. The 'I don't want to be loved, I just want to be touched' line.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)

She's quite nice looking
But she has a bit of a monkey face.
( Smallbrainfield Total first pint refreshment sucks, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)

she looked like a savaloi sausage on the Brit awards
squeezed in to her frock
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

what do you mean, 'but' ?
/Ross Noble
( Kamikaze Stoat April the 29th of August, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

I actually like monkey-faced women.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

I think she's lovely.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

she is

( dbroon hmmm, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

See, I knew I was right.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)

cute as a button :)

( prodigy69, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)

would

( lo, the Greebo Warrior is markin ur SATs, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)

Ahahah


God I hate her. xp
( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)

You are Mrs Greebowarrior
AICMFP

watched the Brits on weds, and she kept bemoaning Kate, while waxing lyrical about sodding Leona Lewis
( lo, the Greebo Warrior is markin ur SATs, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)

Leona Lewis
Cut Price Mariah Carey. Of course, there's less chance of getting the clap just from being in the same room as her, but still.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)

that song of hers is really fucking awful
especially when sung by builders high on tea
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA
please record this for me.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)

Hahah
I just don't like her. She's like, the one that sings like she's a cockney? One of her lyrics is something like 'I was a twat'.
( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)

that's the one
except she isn't a cockney, she's a posh girl pretending to be down with the kids to sell more records
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

This.
Exactly this.
( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)

"I would go to the lavvy, but I caahhhhhhhhnt"

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

Hahahah

( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)

i fink that you are bit-a
you must 'ave eaten to many lemons mate.

*gets annoyed with her psudo-cockney ways*

*and that adele can fuck right off as well, chasing fucking pavements? chasing the fucking pie wagon more like. i'll fucking chase her with a length of 2X4 if she comes round here.*
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)

2X4 with a nail in!

( Killerkitti Fresh to death, kiid, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)

go girl
I agrree
( bilbobarneybobs almost missed his 25k.....ALMOST...., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

did you see her on the Brits (adele)
all the stage presence of a vaccuum chamber
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)

the talky bit she did with fern cotton
must have cost her 10,000 copies in the sales of her album as she had no personality at all.

bloody brits school.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)

*seconds*
i had the misfortune of listening to her both sing AND talk on the brits.
im surprised she managed to find the time, between shovelling pies into her face
( lo, the Greebo Warrior is markin ur SATs, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)