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[challenge entry] Sorry... it's Kate Tash

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(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It appears that we are both perverts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# card carrying member I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I want a card :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# haha
CERTIFIED PERVERT
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# here's your Boner card
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I want one of those cards
Perhaps with added tickboxes like the donor ones have that say what you can and can't have.

What would be amusing is if I got off my arse and shopped that so you could see what I'm talking about, but, meh, what can you do eh?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Who is she?
Would!

EDIT: She is quite fit! She does have quite manly lats though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# posh tart pretending to be common with godawful affected singing style
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# The accent is bad
but the voice is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# and the lyrics are a crime against humanity
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh I don't think so.
Who said all songs had to be masterpieces?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# yeah
I'd rather have a piece of toast
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I watched a bit of "Lilly Allen and friends" because she had Mitchell from Peep Show on
and I was amazed by her quite posh accent. I knew she had to be putting on the mockney singing voice, I was just shocked at the extent of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh I didn't watch it.
I thought it'd be poor.

If we're talking about musicians that put on a voice whilst singing:

Mick Jagger
Debbie Harry
Falco

LOADS of people. And nobody whines about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# the Beatles...
putting on a voice is ok. putting on a voice to make you sound like Natalie Cassidy is a bit aht uv ohdah.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# You put a voice on ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# what's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# That Scottish one you do.
I do as well, my executive bumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# that's my voice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# those guys out of the Proclaimers
they've really disguised their Maori accents
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Falco?
Is he not German? If so I shall never sing "Baby baby do, you rock me, baby baby do, you rock me, JA JA JAAAAA!" ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# there's a Falco movie coming out soon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I know.
I need a German speaker to sit next to me and translate the bits I don't quite understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# next to you?
wait, my ears just started ringing. WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Well answer them then.
God, I'm so fucking funny.


Next to me. By my side. Here *indicates spaces to left and right*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# i want to be on you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Fair enough.
I won't be able to see the film though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ozzy
Christ if he sang in Brum it'd sound DREADFULL!

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# FIT
Her song Pumpkin Soup makes me quite randy. The 'I don't want to be loved, I just want to be touched' line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# She's quite nice looking
But she has a bit of a monkey face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# she looked like a savaloi sausage on the Brit awards
squeezed in to her frock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# what do you mean, 'but' ?
/Ross Noble
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I actually like monkey-faced women.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I think she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# she is
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# See, I knew I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# cute as a button :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ahahah


God I hate her. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You are Mrs Greebowarrior
AICMFP

watched the Brits on weds, and she kept bemoaning Kate, while waxing lyrical about sodding Leona Lewis
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Leona Lewis
Cut Price Mariah Carey. Of course, there's less chance of getting the clap just from being in the same room as her, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# that song of hers is really fucking awful
especially when sung by builders high on tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
please record this for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hahah
I just don't like her. She's like, the one that sings like she's a cockney? One of her lyrics is something like 'I was a twat'.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# that's the one
except she isn't a cockney, she's a posh girl pretending to be down with the kids to sell more records
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# This.
Exactly this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# "I would go to the lavvy, but I caahhhhhhhhnt"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# i fink that you are bit-a
you must 'ave eaten to many lemons mate.

*gets annoyed with her psudo-cockney ways*

*and that adele can fuck right off as well, chasing fucking pavements? chasing the fucking pie wagon more like. i'll fucking chase her with a length of 2X4 if she comes round here.*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# 2X4 with a nail in!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# go girl
I agrree
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# did you see her on the Brits (adele)
all the stage presence of a vaccuum chamber
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# the talky bit she did with fern cotton
must have cost her 10,000 copies in the sales of her album as she had no personality at all.

bloody brits school.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *seconds*
i had the misfortune of listening to her both sing AND talk on the brits.
im surprised she managed to find the time, between shovelling pies into her face
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)