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# Like the little baby penis in your coat pocket
you have too little hair to be attempting this.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I have loads of hair
I steal it from the hairdressers and rub it in my cock
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I had my hair cut recently.
She asked me if I wanted to keep it.



Funnily enough, no. If I wanted it, I wouldn't have asked her to cut it off. I'm not my own daughter having her first hair cut, am I?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# it's been 16 months since my last hair cut
17 since my last shave....

*hordes cardboard box*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ooooh show me beard.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i'm most proud of my handle bar tasche!
i wanna be a kung-fu master
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Fucking A
I must see this.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)