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[challenge entry] BIGGER YOU CUNTS





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(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# 4dam!
(You repeated one)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# LIES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# SEXY NUNS!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ear catara...
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Heresy! But funny heresy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# 2 and 5 is SAYME
also, *yiff*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *yiffs you right up*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# you yiffing bastard.
*yiffs in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *ties you up*
*yiffs again*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# When Yiff finds out about this
he's going to yiff you in the yiffing yiffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# *yiffs without invitation*
*dresses as a tiger and proffers rear end in a highly disturbing fashion*
Who love kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Yiffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ok cat owners
where's the best place to have a cat whilst typing? Mine always wants to sit on the keyboard and i can't convince her that anywhere else is better
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oh god....
.....
.....
ontheendofmycock
.....
THERE! I FUCKING SAID IT
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# s'alright
she's sat on the missus' jacket licking her arse now. THanks for the tip tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# LIES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Like the little baby penis in your coat pocket
you have too little hair to be attempting this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I have loads of hair
I steal it from the hairdressers and rub it in my cock
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I had my hair cut recently.
She asked me if I wanted to keep it.



Funnily enough, no. If I wanted it, I wouldn't have asked her to cut it off. I'm not my own daughter having her first hair cut, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# it's been 16 months since my last hair cut
17 since my last shave....

*hordes cardboard box*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ooooh show me beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i'm most proud of my handle bar tasche!
i wanna be a kung-fu master
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Fucking A
I must see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# the last one is a repost
from the same post! That's impressive!

top work
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
I hadn't seen the one you replaced it with before.

it's like life imitates art or some fucking shite.

Bet you can't make spider and scorpion funny though...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Fucking Billy Connoly couldn't make Spider and Scorpion funny
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# that's not the fault of S+S though, is it?
I used to think Billy was very very funny.
Watched some last night and just felt a bit sad. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :O
spider and scorpion is ALWAYS funny.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D


Also: would the lazy b3tans that haven't already joined my lovely photo site please do so. I haven't got all year you know. *taps foot impatiently*

It's at www.chortleberry.com (as if you didn't know).

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# i did!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Hurray for you!

Here's a merit: *
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
awww... so cruel :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I remember these the first time

now it all seems so pointless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Pfffttt..
Yey to "Duck Tape"

someone is not going to be happy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Bwahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I am laughing at this image.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# i've seen the source of it
it's a sight that may haunt me for many of my days

the expression on that face still makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# woah nelly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hello!!
Good to see you back
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# you're fired!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# go get yer fringe done
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I LOVE BOTH THESE B3TANS
I AM HAPPY TO SEE THEM POSTING
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
*breaths*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# YOU!
AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
*covers you in your own poo and dances erotically on your spleen dressed as a GHOST*

Edit: *dances erotically on your TUMMY dressed as a SPLEEN*

Edit: *starfish*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# jesus christ so it is!
*happybirthdays*

Now where's my cakes! CAYKES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Top broams!
edit: oh, and happy b3ta-join-anniversary (as if you cared).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Top broampops in return!
I am as we speak dancing around enthusiastically singing birthday songs
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# happy b3ta-day to everyone's favorite b3tan
you know the sun shines out of your arse don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# happy b3taday!
THE FACE OF STEEL! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ah! i knew there was a reason i'd come back
HAPPY B3TADAY!!!!!!!!!!!

*smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# slappy p3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# congrats!
also: that's the best image ever
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i think this is wrong, how can you take another b3tan art and make fun off it
i mean how must jj feel to see his masterpieces derided in this way, where are the mods, this is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I just think that they're not as funny as before . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# but I do this all the time
on the other hand.
I am a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# TOP CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# AND YOU ARE THE
SEXY CUNT!
I love you mate
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ...
you're not being serious, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# copyright it
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# this falls well within the boundaries of GOOD and FUNNY
but thankfully falls outside the boundary marked IAN BEALE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fucking hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahahaha
this...I like :)

not to say I don't think JJs seemingly endless array of sexy animals and humourous cartoons aren't some of the most technically superb pieces of work posted on this board...in fact i think I only find this so funny because his work is now so established that it warrants parody...

above complainers - this isn't harsh, this is a compliment of the highest form! chillsies!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Any excuse...

Click for yiff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# SKUG!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# HELLO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
So wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
You'd think Jack didn't get the hint (Squirrels with tits).
Mind you, the third one was the best.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# FUCK YES
 
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)