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Although it's already been done countless times, thought I may as well throw in my old variation.

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

very woo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

hee hee

a good variant

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

why do people do pie charts in 3D?

WHYYYYYYY????

/edit: btw: I enjoy this entry over the rest

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Because they look better like that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

so it looks real...

*licks screen*
yummers!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

Because

If you have to sit there all FUCKING DAY DRAWING PIE CHARTS, ORG CHARTS, CHARTS AND GRAPHS, DIAGRAMS SHOWING THE LENGTH OF THE MD'S COCK ETC ETC ETC IT GETS VERY VERY FUCKING BORING

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

don't forget the really important ones sit on a train, using the most expesnive laptop they could con out of their employer, shouting loudly to their work colleague via their crackberry

"Yeah, I'm looking at the charts now Brian, they look fucking top notch mate!"

:(

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I hate those people

I travel down to London about twice a month for meetings etc and the train journey is the best bit because you can sit there reading a paper, doing sod all for three and a half hours whilst getting paid for it to boot.

Put your laptop away and chill out for gawds sake, look at the scenery, have a nap, just don't pretend that the carriage is your own personal chuffing office space. GRRRRRRR.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

and DO NOT

ask me to fucking swap seats so you can use the fucking plug socket that's next to my seat or I will forcibly insert your laptop into your eye. That's right, your freaking eye.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

that is like requesting "You need to give me a killin!"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

Hahahaha

I like talking loudly with colleagues on the train. It amuses commuters.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

there is a plug socket for every seat.

unless you are talking about cattle class in which case if the people you are complaining about were of any importance to their company they would not be sat there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

Staff at our place travel cattle class on both trains and planes...

and it's a FTSE 100 company :)

Unless that's just what they've been telling me..... the BASTARDS
/paranoia

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

oh dear

well, sometimes the dole is helpful in finding employment :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

As a particularly violent man*

I much prefer being in with the plebs anyway as inevitably someone will challenge me for my seat and I'll be able to unleash unholy fury on their asses. ;)

* Surprisingly, I am not actually a violent man

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

sometimes I just fall asleep on the train

and snore

and people get offended

hehe, twats :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

I'm fine with snoring

unless people start using me as a pillow and dribble recepticle.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

or drunkenly tell you about their life

still, always fun to meet folk who are more fucked up than I am :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

100% BINGO

if they were that important they'd be in 1st/business and getting plied with wine/coffee/tea and well, not actually using the laptop unless it's to compare the quality of the porn they have with the other 1st/business class folks :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

I use the train quite a lot

due to the fact I like to drink and ride. I always sit in first because I can so why not? I never do any work because i think that working on the train smacks of poor planning ( and who the fuck wants partition walls in first class anyway? ). I tend to make sure I have a few films or TV episodes on an SD card and get out my XDA ( never the laptop ) then catch up on that with a bottle of wine. The phone on the xda is always off on the train. ( but email and msn is on for the wife to jabber at me as usual )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

it's not that, I think they do it to just look important

unfortunately some folk really are only complete if they think people want to be them :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Sometimes I use a laptop on a train. Sometimes it's the only time I can actually get free to run a bastard program that takes ten hours to reprogram, twenty hours to debug, all while people are demanding attention.

Then again, I'm not making pie charts.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

that's called work

not posing

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

This is acceptable

unless you start bellowing loudly down your mobile :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

I swear loudly at the computer if that's any good?

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)

you know that doesn't work

the computer puts more bugs into your program if you do that!

they know man! they know!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

This would explain a lot. I'll be nice to it in the future. I'll even download some robot porn for it to watch when I close the lid.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

I slightly exaggerated on the pie chart front

For *comedic* effect

RO and indeed, FL

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

I'm convinced now

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)

I find the softly softly approach

often works :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Chuckie Egg FTW.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)

^this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

I always liked Manic Miner more

But still a valid point. I should have added an 'other' category really

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)

not as good as Chuckie Egg 2!! Fact!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

Bah!

Pacman will always be superior. Gaming reached its peak with that one, every other game is just a flashier looking Pacman.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

Granny's Garden > All

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

Pffft

Very good

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

Heh.

Take that Pong!

Noon all.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)

haha

how the hell does Pacman reproduce?

(Jonnyass, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)