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# I'm suprised it's not been put on here yet


I know it's not shopped, or my idea, but I do enjoy the ideals and tenets of pastafarianism

and yes... it is the same one thats on wikipedia

Flying spaghetti monster FTW

*runs from nazi's*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Run faster.
Run a lot faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# *FLAMES*
Nazis plural does NOT have an apostrophe!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# this
with a hat on.

p.s. my lack of capitalisation is a deliberate barb for the pedantry crew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Capitals schmapitals
Strictly a one trick apostrophe pony, me
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ich eine Berliner!!
(no idea what i said there)
Arbite Unt brott!

but overall heh (bad bubby)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# "I one person from Berlin"
but less grammatically correct.

Making allowances for spelling, your second sentence appears to say "work and bread" which is at least a bit better.


(edit: it would actually be "i one male person from berlin".)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# thanks for the top one
*tries to learn german over the next few years*

perhaps i should stop trying sound like a board nazi and actually act like one sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I'm organising a (cultured) stag do
in berlin for next year, so I'll have to learn it I guess
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# You said you were a doughnut, apparently.
Arbeite. Brot. Und.

Christ, when I start correcting people's German you know it's bad ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# that'd be "ich bin ein Berliner"
As made famous by the most revered idiot ever to emerge from America.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Now, wait a moment....
You're saying Kennedy was worse than Dubya?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# The most REVERED idiot.
You'd be surprised at the sheer amount of Dubya hate over there now.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ^ this
to be fair there aren't many revered american presidents so kennedy doesn't have much opposition
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Pah!
Everybody loves William Harrison!*

*He died before he could do anything to make people hate him (30 days in office).
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# aber du machst es so wirklich wirklich geil *spritzt*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Nnnnnnnng I can't remember what geil means.
*clutches head and falls to the ground*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *laughs self out of hiding for bonus post*
hahaha of ALL people, you should know what geil means.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Is it 'sexiness' or 'libido' or some such?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# It means "horny" or "sexy"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yes
you have explained it better, but it can also mean "cool" or "wicked" in the overused, positive sense, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# You are of course, correct.
Geile Antwort.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Iremember visiting Germany in 198blahblah
and the number 1 record was called 'geil'.
They all laughed at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Quite right too. It was also shite.
German music taste shouldn't be honoured by a chart in my humble Meinung.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hence the head clutching. I know I knew at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hello
Excuse me but what's going on here?
www.b3ta.com/board/8171509
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Matt Berry is going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Ithankgyew
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# If I was clutching your head
I may also be saying "Dass ist geil" but, as I said it depends on the context.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# You certainly wouldn't be able to get all three words out in one sentence.
And on that bombshell, cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Doesn't it mean "great"?
As in "Total geil!"

Though it has been a while since I did German...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# it means good, but in a rude way... depending on context.
which is why german porn stars shout "OH, DASS IST GEIL!"

I said: "You do it really really well *comes*"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Eyyyy, fantastic.
Nice to know I'm appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I thought it was arbeit (sans 'e')
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Isn't Arbeit a job, and arbeite's the verb?
Oh I don't fucking know any more. Bollocks. Learnt it twice, forgotten it twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *shouts and runs
Arbeit macht Sie befreien
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I FUCKING KNEW IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *humbly apologises*
*on bended knee*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
Arbeit=work
arbeiten=to work
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Ich habe keine Ahnung and also sod es, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Ist es zeit für bier jetzt?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmm......ja.
Aber....einzelbier (wtf?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# The only thing better than a bier
is two biers. I remember years ago I had a gf who was a graphic designer and she sent me a hand drawn birthday card cartooning me holdin a becks sayin "the only thing better than a beer...." opening up to cartoon me, pissed with lots of becks "....is two beers" but in german. I was fond of saying that but I can't remember why it was in German. We did speak it occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I can understand my dad perfectly
when he speaks German. Which is quite often.

Unfortunately, I can only understand him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ja, das ist ein hund
schnell schnell kartoffelopf!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# You cunning linguist, you!
*hugs like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
:D

*grins like he's won teh pools or summat*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Wenn ist das nurstuck git und sloturmier?
Ja, bierhund das oder die flipperwaust gesput.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

URK!

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Zats not funny!
Uhuhuhuhuhuhu

Die Flipperwaust gesput.

Ehehehur

*dies*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# saw it in 1st year statistics
fail
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# which part of the faq
was written in words too big for you to comprehend?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Aye, spread the word of the pastaferians
although I feel obliged to say something like not your own work or read the FAQ... yeah yeah
(Hagbard MacDougal, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Pah!
Pastafarians need not follow the rules of meer mortals!

Does posting that graph count as Propaganda? I hope so.

P.S. Link to Church of FSM in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)