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[challenge entry] While I am waiting for inspiration, here's this.

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(jethou1, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# gin anyone?
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# No thanks.
I have Cider!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# how many vehicles
are on bricks on your lawn? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Only one at the moment,
but that is because weve only just parked up moved in.

What is rather amusing though, is while I was just on my way back from the shop with it, some kids were doing wheelies on their mopeds on the pavement. And I thought what pikies! Then I realised what I was carrying and thought about killing myself. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# haha.
drink on. I like cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It is the drink of the Gods,
along with Gin and Tonic.

People! Come play fucking iSketch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I have pretty much everything
The odd thing is that now I am grown up and can afford to keep a well-stocked cabinet I don't feel like drinking.

As well as the usual I must have about 50 fecking bottles of wine and half a dozen of champagne.
*sips water*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# thats terrible news! you really should try and drink at least half of them in a month
just to prove you've still got the power!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# good idea
but i have none
i shall have cassis and lemonade instead
/big fucking girl
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You still just drinking that stuff?
Why dont you go and get some other alcohols :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# money, time, lack of planning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Your excuses are justified!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i'm tripping quite nicely papa.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i shall have a waggledance, thanks
gin makes me paranoid the next day

*waggles and dances*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# That stuff is good.
I'm still nursing a hangover though, so won't be drinking tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Oo
Now I do rather like that stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I'm on the lager dear boy
and will be finishing off with the usual port and brandy. You are welcome to join me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I've been drinking quite a bit of port lately.
I'm sure it's not natural at my age.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# i had a bottle of 12 year old tawny port recently
by fuck tha twent down well, and quickly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I have to put brandy in it.
I usually get a bottle of Taylor's 12yo each week. If I did not out brandy in it I could drink a bottle a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# it's fucking grand.
How can you expect to get the gout before 40 if you fanny about with alcopops?

Edit:// fuck me. Back in a bit. I seem to only have 4 beers left. I go away for the weekend and the shopping has gone to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oh, I can barely drink that shit.
Ale, port, whiskey and rum for me. Not normally at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ever tried rum and apple?
A Rumpletini I believe it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# No I haven't.
I'll try and remember to give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i fucking love port and brandy
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Nah
It would taste horrible in my glass of cider
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# TJ:
isketch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Give me 5.
Are you gonna set up a room?

Make sure you choose english words as I accidentally left it on US last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *hides*
And still, we use Iceboxes in England. They are just chillers for picnics!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I read that and giggled.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# It was YOU who made them draw an Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# It was WHO, who made them draw an Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# It was THE WHO, who made them draw an Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Was it SOON they drew the Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# With a PHOOM they withdrew the pickaxe?!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# With a FUSE they threw the lice-clock?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# A BLUES playing louse-tick?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I read that and chortled.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# that episode of the crystal maze was a classic!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I'M COMING OOOOOOOOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I read that and lolled hard.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha.
I found a torrent of the first 4 series of Crystal Maze.

It's the stuff of legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# He was
being to tire?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It was LUC who made them draw an Icebox!?!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)