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( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

Small print:
On missions, you'll be first one to die. Red shirt provided.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

arf!
winnar!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

Cock shot is too much for me.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

I am incredibly surprised.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

har har

( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

set phasers to "woo"

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

hahaha
pssst....officers, not offices :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

oh shit
everything I do has at least one spelling mistake....

I have difficulties smelling my own name sometimes
( Holly Would www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post585014, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

:)
I spelt my name wrong on a job application once. Was quite impressed with myself.
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)

I wonder if someone could get this printed in their local paper
double points for getting it in a national broadsheet?
(thistle, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

The Grauniad Jobs supplement would be great :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

Only £700 though
jobs.guardian.co.uk/recruiters/

and that's just for the online advert as far as I can tell
(thistle, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 7:54, archived)