I hope


You get the idea

From the Photoshop The Beatles challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

oo cleever

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

Oi you!
with your time travelling idea stealing ideas ;)
( chunderbunny, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

what what?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

Nah
I'm just a very slow typist
( chunderbunny, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

awww
*pats*

*gives kitten*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

Hehehe
Thank you, but I have a rather angry one sitting on my bed at the moment
Her 'mother' is away & I've got her for the weekend :|
( chunderbunny, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

Sounds like it's time to make a stew.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

Give me a willing woman and nine months
and I'll do it for you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

you called

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

Yes, BUT YOU NEVER FUCKING ANSWER THE PHONE!
Too good for me now are you?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

I'M BLIND
I CAN'T HELP IT
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

So am I
Now stand still and let me read your nipples.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

Shit!
That's clever :D
EDIT: I'd forgotten about this one

( chunderbunny, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

kind of what they intended in naming it in the first place, wasn't it?
anyway, i'll drop this dick 'n' quirty here (micto's template used):

cfb
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

*bottom-lip wibble-wibble-wibble*

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

Yes
but the record is supposed to represent the chamber
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

true
i suppose they didn't think of that.
fair enough then
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

at the risk of getting my head bitten off
i don't even like the beatles!

so this entire competition is completely lost on me...
(quibble, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

I don't like them either.

( Aenesis, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

oh yay MSI
where are they playing on sunday?
(quibble, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

London Astoria

( Aenesis, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

oooh that's just round the corner from me that is
maybe i'll saunter my way down and buy a ticket off a pikey halfway through the show!
(quibble, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

I thought they made motherboards.
Is the music just some moonlighting to raise capital?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Remember we had a competition about Scientology a few weeks ago?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

....yyyes?

(quibble, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

I don't think anyone here likes them,
but the compo still worked out alright.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

I've enjoyed this compo

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Yeah, it's been fine for me too.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

well no
but for people who just naturally come up with good ideas, i don't reckon any topic would be a bad one.
i'd say things about scientology and pylons are easier to understand though, because everyone knows sufficient about pylons or scientology to get the jokes.

still, i'm sure beatle's fans are happy this week :)
(quibble, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

I guess so.
There don't seem to have been too many in jokes though, there's been enough plainly ridiculous stuff to keep me amused.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)

i'll be honest
i saw a couple re-workings of the zebra cross deeley and got bored...

i should probably do something about that attention span of mi
(quibble, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

I'd actually forgotten about that
due to my thetan levels

:)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)

neither do I.
I also dislike pylons and scientology but such is life.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

Revulva




Collapsibletank's excellent original here - www.b3ta.com/board/7903324

(i just added the fannies and the cock in the corner and changed the name)
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

If only they would have been smart enough/more perverted,
they might have come close to the level of Serge Gainsbourg on L'Histoire de Melody Nelson, and actually called it that.

Also, woo to the original, tread-starting picture...
(Pelle got the asiatic flow mixed with disco, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)

hahah
I have some serge gainsbourg kicking around somewhere.also....aye, the original of this is great, I feel like I have defiled it in some way
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

i can't be the only one searching google for
cunt mouth right now...

all in the interest of art of course!
(quibble, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)

pfffffffft!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)

pffft indeed.
images.heaven666.org/images/filthiest-photoshop-mix-ever.jpg

nsfw... obviously.
(quibble, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)

( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

i'm going to repost this in an existing thread

then i'm off to bed
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

I get it.
Do you?
More to the point, are you bullshitting, or can you pull the trigger?

Sick bastards.

What the fuck, sooner or later.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)

You've lost me
I'm sorry to say
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

That's okay.
It'll be painless.
(edit : if you don't get it, don't worry about it - we all die)
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

some of us sooner than others

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:47, archived)

needs more goatse hands
woo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

too late for such small arms.
paul's ego will require anti-aircraft guns.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:31, archived)