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# I prefered him when he was Ice skating



Sasha Cohen
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I see they found a use for all my old CD's
.....
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Looks like my payroll lady but with smaller boobs.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Will she pay me?
Infact, if she looks like this wioth boobs, I'll pay her
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# She's just got married.
Most of the males in this company (including myself, honorarily) are a bit upset.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Enjoys the thought of an honorary man
Mind you I had an honorary man at my stag night
and she was my payroll lady, so maybe there's a pattern
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# If she were my payroll lady..
We'd have a roll then I'd empty my payload.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# what? you'd stage aerial aversion maneuvers and then drop several thousand lb's of high explosive on her?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Well duh!
What else could he possibly have meant? =)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# well, I got no idea, because I am all wide eyed and innocent
O.O

:D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I'm talking about exercising my prostate.
Sorry that's horrible.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Well duh!
what else could you have possibly meant?

:D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# look at the size of her polo
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'll take your word for it
Wish I could remember my skating training
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)
# 1 Put on skates
2 Place skates on ice
3 Don't fall over
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 4.
5. profit
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Step 3 was the one I couldn't remember
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Time to call Argentina
Then I'm off to lunch at the Cheshire Cheese Public house
Laters awl
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)