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[challenge entry] Has nobody done this yet? Really?


Quick and dirty on a hostel computer in Hue Vietnam.

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(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:07, archived)
# arf!
/clicks
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# TJ!
This is a mobile that can not be brought back from the brink of death. How should I kill it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Sledgehammer.
ALSOALSOALSO

What exactly do we need to do to confirm any places at ye olde BBQ as well as the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# You need to do it by giving me vast amounts of money and a poodles,
Or jsut email that address in the calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Oh I can do the poodles thing.
What exactly needs to be said in the email?

MRPINEAPPLE FOR THE BBQ PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Will do :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# ALSO ME WILL B THERE.
MATT, WHAT TIME WILL YOU GET TO LONDON? I'LL MEET YOU AT VICTORIA SO I DON'T GET LOST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# ARTNOON.
Not sure, I'll organise around whatever time the BBQ is and when we should meeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I think you should bum it into submission.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hmm I do have zippo fluid!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# take it behind the barn
and shoot it with a Luger.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I'm sorry
I can't speak American.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I think you should dispose of it responsibly.
Particularly the battery.

Edit: I'm way off here, aren't I.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Yes true
I should shove it up my bum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# File it down into very small pieces
and eat it like that frenchman ate a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# NO you misread that
It was a Carr and it was Jimmy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# a mobile
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Well done!
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Get on the tube and wait until someone starts
screaming in to their own phone. Then hammer it up their anus.

Edit: Or this genuinely helpfull solution.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Build a potato cannon
Pile in a load of dogshit and the phone, add petrol, drop a match in then fire at an Orphanage or nursing home.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I would
But I've already willed all the orphans and OAPs today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# DAMMIT!
My dreams are shattered.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# take it apart
and turn it into ART
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I thought the background was art enough:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Will it blend?
(in an ordinary blender, of course. With your hand over the top)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# tie it to a long peice of sturdy string
and fling it onto a busy street - see how many times you can retrieve it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# give it to a charity who can use it to fund research.
Any other option is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# No you don't undestand
My boss droppped it in guinees about 2 months ago, the inside is totally corroded.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# chop it up into little bits
cover liberally with breadcrumbs and feed to gulls and pigeons!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# donate it to the homeless
and then laugh in their dumb houseless faces when they try and use it HA HA HA HA ha hah ah ha a h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I did try that
I called their landline but they weren't in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# fuckin homeless fucks
not answering their fuckin phones - they need a mobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
#
Put it in a blender
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# i have the same one... and i hates it
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 3 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I've done a quick and dirty in a hostel in Vietnam....but that's another story.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha
such a twerp.

How lovely to be in Vietnam too.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
winnar!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# well done.
I'm very jealous of your location!

*remembers that time in Nam...*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 3 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# How people can laugh at California now..
When they've done this..
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 3 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Hue city?
Any snipers?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Mon 5 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# no.
because it's 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Shit- I've
obviously had a reverse life on mars moment
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 7 May 2008, 21:02, archived)