Sledgehammer.
ALSOALSOALSO
What exactly do we need to do to confirm any places at ye olde BBQ as well as the bash?
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:42,
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What exactly do we need to do to confirm any places at ye olde BBQ as well as the bash?
You need to do it by giving me vast amounts of money and a poodles,
Or jsut email that address in the calendar.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:52,
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Oh I can do the poodles thing.
What exactly needs to be said in the email?
MRPINEAPPLE FOR THE BBQ PLEASE
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:55,
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MRPINEAPPLE FOR THE BBQ PLEASE
ALSO ME WILL B THERE.
MATT, WHAT TIME WILL YOU GET TO LONDON? I'LL MEET YOU AT VICTORIA SO I DON'T GET LOST.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 20:27,
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ARTNOON.
Not sure, I'll organise around whatever time the BBQ is and when we should meeeet.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 20:33,
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I think you should dispose of it responsibly.
Particularly the battery.
Edit: I'm way off here, aren't I.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:46,
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Edit: I'm way off here, aren't I.
File it down into very small pieces
and eat it like that frenchman ate a car.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:47,
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Get on the tube and wait until someone starts
screaming in to their own phone. Then hammer it up their anus.
Edit: Or this genuinely helpfull solution.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:52,
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Edit: Or this genuinely helpfull solution.
Build a potato cannon
Pile in a load of dogshit and the phone, add petrol, drop a match in then fire at an Orphanage or nursing home.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:52,
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I would
But I've already willed all the orphans and OAPs today!
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Sat 3 May 2008, 19:54,
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Will it blend?
(in an ordinary blender, of course. With your hand over the top)
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Sat 3 May 2008, 20:05,
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tie it to a long peice of sturdy string
and fling it onto a busy street - see how many times you can retrieve it!
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Sat 3 May 2008, 20:05,
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give it to a charity who can use it to fund research.
Any other option is just wrong.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 20:11,
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No you don't undestand
My boss droppped it in guinees about 2 months ago, the inside is totally corroded.
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Sat 3 May 2008, 20:42,
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chop it up into little bits
cover liberally with breadcrumbs and feed to gulls and pigeons!
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Sat 3 May 2008, 20:15,
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donate it to the homeless
and then laugh in their dumb houseless faces when they try and use it HA HA HA HA ha hah ah ha a h!
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Sat 3 May 2008, 20:20,
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