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# I love bill gates
I *heart* him a load,
and if he were to proposition me,
i'd be certain to shop over the road.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Not you as fucking well
Look, Bill Gates has a wife
If you wanted to be his donkey bitch
You'd have to take her life.
(Bob McCow, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:44, archived)
# bugger and damn
my reply should have gone here
but it's up there a bit
so makes less sense i fear
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:48, archived)
# now, I'm no bender,
as my girlfriend will vouch,
but if bill gates approached me,
I'd let him fondle my pouch
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:46, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
no no no no!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Jeez what is this?
If that wasn't a joke what was it?
A whole hareem of Gates's bitches
about to come out of the closet?
(Bob McCow, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Bill gates is the hottest,
You'll soon see the light,
His dick is enormous,
And his arse is so tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:51, archived)