Gates, Bill Gates.


i made this a long long time ago... it was even featured on the Digital TV Channel "Game Network"

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:18, archived)

haha!
the look on his face is priceless

"Windows never dies, eh Bill?"
"I pray for the day, Steve, I pray for the day."

woo and yay
( djol, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:23, archived)

Wee!
Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!
( SpunkyBackpack, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:23, archived)

(Bob McCow, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:25, archived)

i love bill gates
he is my hero
if i saw him in the pub
i'd buy him a beer-o
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:26, archived)

i'd
get him to buy me one... the rich bastard.
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:27, archived)

yay
spacefish's poetry corner returns!
(Al! is constantly suprised, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:28, archived)

i hate bill gates
he is my nemesis
if i saw him fall over
i'd totally take the piss
( Spoon, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:30, archived)

I love Bill Gates
He's the best man ever born,
If I saw him naked,
I'd sure get the horn!
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:35, archived)

Baz is a weirdo
Bill Gates is someone I despise
If I caught the two of you at it
I would tear out both my eyes.
(Bob McCow, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:38, archived)

I love Bill Gates
He makes me feel fruity,
I want to nibble his nipples,
And tickle his booty.
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:39, archived)

This thread is getting repulsive
Poetry fucking sucks
Bill Gates is no beauty
Less so with your mouth round his cock.
(Bob McCow, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:41, archived)

I love Bill Gates
So don't start to mock,
I'd bend over backwards,
To receive his great cock.
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:43, archived)

you too hate bill gates
and that's no surprise
but look at his missus
she ate all the pies
( Spoon, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:45, archived)

i hate bill gates
he's a right ugly fecker
it's also been proved
he has the world's smallest pecker
FACT
( Spoon, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:39, archived)

I love bill gates
I *heart* him a load,
and if he were to proposition me,
i'd be certain to shop over the road.
;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:43, archived)

Not you as fucking well
Look, Bill Gates has a wife
If you wanted to be his donkey bitch
You'd have to take her life.
(Bob McCow, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:44, archived)

bugger and damn
my reply should have gone here
but it's up there a bit
so makes less sense i fear
( Spoon, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:48, archived)

now, I'm no bender,
as my girlfriend will vouch,
but if bill gates approached me,
I'd let him fondle my pouch
( munkt0n, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:46, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
no no no no!
*cries*
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:49, archived)

Jeez what is this?
If that wasn't a joke what was it?
A whole hareem of Gates's bitches
about to come out of the closet?
(Bob McCow, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:49, archived)

Bill gates is the hottest,
You'll soon see the light,
His dick is enormous,
And his arse is so tight.
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:51, archived)

haha
excellent
( Or is it?, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:30, archived)