Gates, Bill Gates.
i made this a long long time ago... it was even featured on the Digital TV Channel 'Game Network'
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( , Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:18, archived)
i made this a long long time ago... it was even featured on the Digital TV Channel 'Game Network'
From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)
( , Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:18, archived)
haha!
the look on his face is priceless
"Windows never dies, eh Bill?"
"I pray for the day, Steve, I pray for the day."
woo and yay
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:23,
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"Windows never dies, eh Bill?"
"I pray for the day, Steve, I pray for the day."
woo and yay
i love bill gates
he is my hero
if i saw him in the pub
i'd buy him a beer-o
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:26,
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if i saw him in the pub
i'd buy him a beer-o
i hate bill gates
he is my nemesis
if i saw him fall over
i'd totally take the piss
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:30,
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if i saw him fall over
i'd totally take the piss
I love Bill Gates
He's the best man ever born,
If I saw him naked,
I'd sure get the horn!
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:35,
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If I saw him naked,
I'd sure get the horn!
Baz is a weirdo
Bill Gates is someone I despise
If I caught the two of you at it
I would tear out both my eyes.
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:38,
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If I caught the two of you at it
I would tear out both my eyes.
I love Bill Gates
He makes me feel fruity,
I want to nibble his nipples,
And tickle his booty.
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:39,
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I want to nibble his nipples,
And tickle his booty.
This thread is getting repulsive
Poetry fucking sucks
Bill Gates is no beauty
Less so with your mouth round his cock.
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:41,
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Bill Gates is no beauty
Less so with your mouth round his cock.
I love Bill Gates
So don't start to mock,
I'd bend over backwards,
To receive his great cock.
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:43,
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I'd bend over backwards,
To receive his great cock.
you too hate bill gates
and that's no surprise
but look at his missus
she ate all the pies
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:45,
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but look at his missus
she ate all the pies
i hate bill gates
he's a right ugly fecker
it's also been proved
he has the world's smallest pecker
FACT
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:39,
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it's also been proved
he has the world's smallest pecker
FACT
I love bill gates
I *heart* him a load,
and if he were to proposition me,
i'd be certain to shop over the road.
;)
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:43,
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and if he were to proposition me,
i'd be certain to shop over the road.
;)
Not you as fucking well
Look, Bill Gates has a wife
If you wanted to be his donkey bitch
You'd have to take her life.
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:44,
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If you wanted to be his donkey bitch
You'd have to take her life.
bugger and damn
my reply should have gone here
but it's up there a bit
so makes less sense i fear
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:48,
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but it's up there a bit
so makes less sense i fear
now, I'm no bender,
as my girlfriend will vouch,
but if bill gates approached me,
I'd let him fondle my pouch
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:46,
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but if bill gates approached me,
I'd let him fondle my pouch
Jeez what is this?
If that wasn't a joke what was it?
A whole hareem of Gates's bitches
about to come out of the closet?
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Sun 23 Feb 2003, 19:49,
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A whole hareem of Gates's bitches
about to come out of the closet?