Uhhh Madonna?

Umm... Never mind...

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( spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

um
O RLY
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

O_o

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

Has she wrapped a dead baby grebe around her wrist?
What?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

Isn't a grebe a type of duck?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

DUCK!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

her wristn clearly bears a 'nake
Nor'a duck
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

either way
i hope she goes away soon, leather twatted old ho-bag.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

I canard'ly believe this isn't a punfight yet

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

I know!
Theyre all swanning around like nothing has happened!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

don't start
i'll quack up
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

Punfight?
I'm not very good at these though, will one of you take me under your wing?
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

ok, i'll put the charge on yr bill
etc
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

'Great Crested...', innit

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

Water fowl, soitenly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

'noon M'am
how do?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

Busy
possibly not on here too much from now. Bloody work *hug*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

shame
I got a new job too, glees. Although likewise i may not be able to dick around much, we'll see.

Night shit is always good, although i've been a bit slack on actually posting anything other than inane babble recently.

*breaks hug, gives firm business like handshake*
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

*cries*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

do not cry!
hugs are just too sexeh.

Can't have cyber snuggling, feel guilty
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Foul water?
Noons again Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

huh?
sorry, i see
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

There's snakes in her motherfucking hair!

( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

JESUS FUCK MAN, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

I demand to see some tits.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

I love the BBC

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

Here you go...
100% TITS
( The Great Architect, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

Lolotics.

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I said tits not cunts!

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

..
C*nts, you say?
( The Great Architect, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

what's with the star
we should totally googlebomb it

cunts cunts cunts!
( Mushroom, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Cunts? Bastards more like!
Also cunts.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Oh right..so you want HITLER back then do ya?..welll do ya?...DO YA!
Yes.
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

There's definitely cocks and arseholes as well.

( pobblepop, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

HAHAHAHA
some of those must be photoshopped surely
Michael Gove, Chris Grayling, Philip Hammond, David Lidington and David Mundell all look like victims of the liquify tool!
( Mushroom, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Shouting this phrase while drunkenly walking down the street can get you arrested.
Fact.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

That and the raping.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

But its so much fun
:(
( spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

It's not Rape
If you shout "Surprise" first
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Nice tip
Will have to try it out later on my mum, giggles all around I'm sure.
( spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)

Already did
she didn't half jump. Meh
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

I predicted such a reply
Well, at least you delivered. Unlike what my mum said...
( spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

She didn't complain earlier
Tho that may be due to chloroform
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

these tits?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Finally.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Why is she wearing a Croissant on her wrist?
* Smug Bitch
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

You're right about the smug part

( spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

her pance remind me of the 1980 Kays catalogue

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

blimey, took me a while to spot that!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

nice and subtle
i hated that video.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)