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# dunno how many of ya will really get this, but...
I've seen two others on the interwebs who have done the same, but I didn't quite like the colours they used, and I wanted the pleasure of making it myself.

Took bloody ages - a week of research, 3 weeks drawing it, 2 weeks finding a good enough printer service, and then a few days weathering the final canvas...

I give you, the map of time from Time Bandits:




The whole thing is as spot on as I could make it... Now I'm sorely tempted to either do the treasure map from Goonies, or the map from POTC At Worlds End...

I would put up a better pic, but the connection I'm on is messing about somehow...

EDIT: for anyone who might happen upon this post, now it's been up for a while, there will be a higher res post going up later on, or something, due to the high demand for it. TBH I'm so suprised by the response to this, cheers ya all!

EDIT2: for a higher rez image, and small sample of the original print file (had to be shrunk a little, is even a small section is HUGE) see here:
www.b3tards.com/u/875123e118fab92535aa/timebanditsmaplarge.jpg
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(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :O Oh my giddy gumdrops
You for the motherfucky win.

If you do the map from the Goonies I would really like to buy it.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# they already found the treasure, you know
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# pfft! "One-eyed Willy"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :D
well that's gonna be a difficult one, as I may have to do it by hand... There was no probs printing on canvas, but on parchment?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Whatever you do it on
let me know

*slavers*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# shall do!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Thank you thank you thank you.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# there will be tutorials about parchmentising paper
probably involving tea-bagging.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# and wolfbagging,
even more fun
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I want to know more
but I daren't google it at work.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# " I want to know more "
You don't. I thought I did, but now I feel ill...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# plums+bums
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# "probably involving tea-bagging."
Pfft!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ^ :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# My mate makes 'em
Have a look here for some Goonie Map goodness...
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2357434760
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I would rather give money to b3tans though
no offence :-)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# racist
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Fucking hate you whites.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# cracka!!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT, FOO'?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# fuckin' pissy facebook login shite :(
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ah, how's my cheery little ray of sunshine today?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I smashin' my little sweet pea! :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Fabulous.
My lip balm's making me really hungry.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:28, archived)
# eat this.
*points*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# You can't point to your crotch with one hand
and a bacon sarnie with the other.

I will NEVER be able to make that decision.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# take the sammich!
it's GUARANTEED to satisfy!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Ouch, his pride.
:D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i'm in a slightly bitchy mood today
due to my weakening over the coffee ban ;)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I couldn't live without coffee.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i didn't wake up till 10
and i'm on my 4th cup. i'll suffer, but it's worth it, dammit.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# just as much of a cunt as ever.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# dry your eyes..It's not my fault your team is pish
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# aye
fine football analysis. try not to be too blinded by hatred there.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha hatred...there was no hatred in what I said?
but really, well done on going down to england and showing the world what kind of bigoted animals your supporters really are.

thank you.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Just because I was born in Sheffield
doesn't mean I've got a whippet and a flat cap.

I'm just saying.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# aye up!

they rioted down there...they where fighting just outside my work up here.

90% thick knuckle dragging idiots..
10% nice normal people
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# that applies to all football fans
no, wait. celtic fans are the good guys.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# yup...some would say godly
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I truly believe
that the biggest step towards banishing bigotry from scottish football would be if people stopped jumping on everything the other side did, saying "look, they're worse than us." When both sides can admit they have a problem that needs to be dealt with, instead of constantly pointing out the other's problems, then that will be true progress. It requires objective thinking however, and that is far beyond most bigot's abilities.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# the biggest thing to do would be to have non dominational schools
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# controversial
but correct.

*hugs*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# generalisations are the root of bigotry.
I was there. I went to the match, enjoyed the atmosphere. I didn't hear any bigotted songs in the stadium. If I had, I wouldn't have joined in.

I'm not sure I understand the sentence "well done on going down to england and showing up your team and country for the bigoted animals your supporters really are." it doesn't make sense.

Your reference to me as showing up my team and country by acting like a bigotted animal is indicative of a very blinkered view. I watched my team getting beaten by a better team. I was devastated. But I didn't, my dad didn't and the thousands of Rangers fans I saw after the game, didn't break windows or fight police. I walked to victoria from the stadium and didn't see any violence. I saw one police van with the sirens on.

I'm deeply ashamed to be associated through my club with what happened in manchester, no matter how few were involved and no matter what the reasons were. However, the assumption that all rangers fans are the same, when a bunch of jakey cunt neds smash up some windows, makes me just as sick. Feel free to get your opinions from the press though, instead of actually knowing anything. Prejudice requires less thinking.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# you walked to victoria..
so you must have missed the police bloke slapped about just outside the station because was told to closed it.

eye witness testimony from one of my mates..also a Rangers supporter.

this is just one of the stories I've been told by rangers supporters..most of them are not good.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I must have missed it.
I didn't see any violence. The only incident I think I saw was the riot van turning up to fish some guy out of a canal.

I'm not excusing any of it. It's a disgrace. But don't give me that tired shite that the majority of Rangers fans go in for the bigotted stuff. The loud violent minority tarnishes the reputation of the good majority.

As for the hatred, if you could admit that a team that up until the 14th of may still had the opportunity to win 4 trophies didn't simply achieve that through luck, then I'd believe that you weren't blinded by hate. I supported celtic when they reached the uefa final, and was disappointed when they lost. I supported a scottish club as the representatives of our country in europe. Add that to the fact that I've never been religious and never been in a fight over anything and it makes your accusation look rather bigotted itself.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I support my team but not the shite that goes with it..a bit like yourself :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# good.
then we are in agreement. I hope you understand my rantiness, I'm on the raw defensive.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You love cunt.
That's what I heard.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i do
it's true.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# How much?
Daddy or chips or cunt?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# the last two are difficult.
could i have half chips, half cunt?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I knew a girl who had this disorder
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# gives new meaning to the term "fanny batter"
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Gold plated rolls royce, as long as you pay for it.
Of course you do. Chips, mayonnaise, the works.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *gets out One Eyed Willy*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# In front of the children!?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# If the price is right...
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# this
x 10000! :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# blimey
ten out of ten for effort

although without the explanation I would have said it was the BBC testcard as viewed on an oscilloscope...but on a teatowel

now I can see how wrong I was
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hehe cool :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# That looks awesome!
CFB as soon as your connection is sorted plzkthxbai :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# WOO!
nice, doo the goonies next, then do POTC.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Thats freaking awesome mate
woooooooooo
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Now make it as a tea towel
and i'll buy five
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# this
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# That is bloody marvelous!
I wants it!

have a click
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Ace work...
...but isn't there a map on the DVD? Couldn't u just print that out...?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hehe, I had to use that as a good source of info,
but its badly "damaged", badly scanned, and missing a lot of detail (namely the clocks and the text is mostly too blurry)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# apologies
I just realised what a cunty thing to say that was.

I am genuinely awe-ed
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# no worries, I didnt take it in that way,
:D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# anyone going to do the map of scotland from snuff box?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# oh wow
this is awesome. clicky for you, sir.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Good stuff!
:D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# That
is fucking brilliant, and I want one

Got to be my favourite film ever :D
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You win at life
that is awesome
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# That is the most awesome, coolest thing I have ever seen.
edit: and I sooo want one!

*gets the cheesy song from the closing credits of Time Bandits stuck in his head*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :O
how awesome is that?
Got any more higher res pics?

And how fucking awesome would it be to sell them as tea-towels?!
Aquire the rights and DO IT NOW!!!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
#
when I get back in this evening, and have unhampered access to the interwebs again (bloody company firewalls etc etc), I shall upload a higher res photo, and maybe a sample of the actual image I had to draw :)
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# oh my!
I have a seriously strong desire to own one of them
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# oh wow.
that is fucking amazing.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# that is just fucking wonderfully perfect.
i wish i'd thought of it and actually made it, both.

teatowels? make it a scumrag and i'm in.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 7:46, archived)
# genius, but foolish!
instead of impressing a bunch of internet nerds for free, you could have sold it on ebay as the original map from time bandits, and made a bunch of money making some nerds very happy.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06, archived)