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( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

*readies killing hammers*

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Definitely, without a doubt
I would definitely definitely love to make sex to that.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

The logistics of such an enterprise
intrigue me.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

If you've got the cash I've got the footage.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

11p?
bargain.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

I think the very first thing
would be to find a bag to put over its head.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

preferably a sickbag (used)

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

KILL IT WITH LENOR
brilliant- made me think of this (possibly nsfw due to man's bot bot):

www.lifelounge.com/resources/GALLIMAGE/french_AIDS_ADS.jpg
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

KILL IT WITH LEONA LEWIS

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

but Lenor is SOFT AND KIND

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Like Michael Palin.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahaha
he's so nice, even Hitler couldn't disapprove
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

Palin is the anti-Hitler.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

Now that would be a fantastic sitcom

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

"Blummin' Nazis!"
"Blummin' Nice Guys!"

It could be like Upstairs Downstairs
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Now look here, Hitler, you can't leave your dishes...
I AM ZE FURHER! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!...*storms off*

Oh, dearie me...
( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Someone did make a pilot for one once, I've seen it,
Hitler living next to some jews, done in the style of a '50s merkin sitcom, and no I'm not joking.

I laughed...

*edit* I googled it, it was called 'Heil Honey I'm Home' and was apparently actually aired!

*edit edit* www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbj9otRPdiM
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

i made it as far as the music

( Frumbert has no sig, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

I've never got aids from eating a girl out
and I don't expect to get aids through my back.

These adverts just make me not want to fuck a scorpion.

If I did fuck a scorpion, I'd be more likely to wear a flak jacket than a condom.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

you should send this letter to the Daily Mail

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

they wouldn't take it
not enough immigrants
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

bloody immigrants
coming over here, outraging our thickos
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

You wouldn't get AIDS by fucking a skanky whore with AIDS either
You might get a virus that causes AIDS to develop though.. :D

/aidspedant
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

I presume as ladies have a penchant for bleeding profusely thru their sex organs now and then,
that getting HIV thru oral is a possibility, tho, is it?

/curious
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Presumably only if you had a cut in your mouth.

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

you missed an N

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha!

( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

*bows

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

it requires direct bloodstream entry according to most SCIENCE opinion
so ingestion of semen and blood, if there are no open wounds, is unlikely to lead to AIDS, as the stomach can break it down.

Ooh, there's an idea, I wonder if anyone has tried using hydrochloric acid to cures AIDS... *patents*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

o_O
everyone knows that internet aids can be caught at any moment from any source.

thank you for the biology lesson nonetheless. I will try not to get AIDS as it would interfere with my enjoyment of HIV.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

you are terrance higgins
aicmfp!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

I love those ads :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

^this
visually striking aint they.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

well, if gigantic insects* fuck humans
they've only got themselves to blame if they catch aids

*and arachnids, for the fucking pendants
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

pfft

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

These look lovely, but I would question their efficacity, I doubt anyone would think far enough beyond the imagery to get the point,
but marvelously done.

Such dirty soles on that man tho, tut tut...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

do bear in mind
it is a french advert though :)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

eww yes, hadn't spotted those..

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Well, at one level, it's associating sex with creepy crawlies.

( The Alchemist knows not does he?, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

I was just about to say time for tea

( The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

I have no milk
or i would join you.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

I concur in this statement
*off to obtain a cuppa*
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

I recognise him

( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

This...
is f-ing hilarious. I nearly choked...
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

you're gonna need a bigger hammer
she does appear to be about 95% chitin, doesn't she?
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Woo!
Her other half is a bit odd too...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

oh hai Popular Homunculus

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

the word homunculus
always makes me sing it at least twice inside my head to the tune of "howay the lads"
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

I used him first!!
probably...
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

he's got a MANGINA!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

My original idea was that that thing's head was the bulge in his panse on the original ad picture,
hence he must have no bulge here as it was being aired, and perhaps interestingly removing his bulge was way harder than adding Mr Mutant.
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

*starts the reactor*

( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

Well...
You know shes bloody deadly.
Her tail is MASSIVE... and her arms and pinchers are weedy and skinny.
(Whonickedmyname Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15, archived)

Reminds me of the Lucifer comics
Jin en mok, or something like that?
(monkeyboyalpha is old enough to know b3ta, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

I am the mutant. I am the doom which was foretold.
You reckon she's going up in the world, then?
(davywavy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34, archived)