Just one more for now, and TV, not film, sorry


From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

Hahaha ain't that the truth.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

I loved it when a helicopter would crash, and you'd see all passengers walk away
Genius :)
( Leningrad, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

Haha!
Why would anybody hire them?
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

Because you could usually get away with saying
"Oh, did I say I'd pay you $15,000? I meant 7 and a half pence" and they'd take it and leave you a cool armoured car behind.
( Afinkawan, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

Foo's.

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

That fired cabbages.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

But it takes skill to miss bad guys with an M-16
its like les dawson playing the piano... or something
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

I pity the foo who doesnt click this!
most excellent!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 29 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

can't shoot?
what about all those poor plant pots?
somebody, please, think of the plant pots!
( Smash the halls with boughs of Monkey i'm the only christmas cracker you need, baby, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:06, archived)