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# FRANK IS NOT DEAD


feel free to use as template, swap Frank with Gary, Howard, Osama etc...
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i thought that was jesus' face for a second
close enough though
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# ^ this
with added Chocolate center biscuits that you get in Spain
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Is Lord Lucan the red guy on the left?


TJ: I just wondered for a moment what would happen if I posted about 15 threads in succession and deleted the lot. Would the board be totally empty? I think it might be. Would I be banned? Most certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# You'd have to do it when the board was really quiet,
and in a new account, on a computer you'd never used before.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# And would never use again :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# mmmmmmforesight...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I did that on talk very late one night
and got everybody who was on (all four of them) to collaborate. I posted a fifteen word sentence one word per thread, and the board nearly fit on a single page :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# haha
herd the /talkers like sheep. or lemmings
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I tried to find it by spazzing back,
but all I found was this poem I wrote:

Your parts are red
My parts are blue
Period Schmeriod
It's warm inside you.

February me was rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Oh god
is that a tampon in her snatch oh god
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# you really are romance in human form*
*error
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Haha
I like that poem.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# i thought this last night, weirdly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Maybe we're all on B3ta too often
I refer the honourable reader to the conversation about B3ta dreams down there vv somewhere.

Luckily I have never had B3ta dreams. Except the ones I won't talk about.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# pffft
edit stupid enter button, typing lying down is hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yeah but it's comfy
especially when you feel the Macbook slowly warming your balls to dangerous levels.

/Lies in bed in the morning browsing the internet on a Macbook while sipping a cup of coffee and searing his balls blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# if you have a mac in one hand and a coffee in the other
how do you wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# rub myself against the laptop
it takes a while but it gets me there. and a scolded bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# painfully.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# yeah my testes ain' producing breeders for no body if i keep this up
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# it's part of my plan
anyone tries to get me for maintenance can argue with the macbook battery
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# haha its certainly cheaper and less painful than a vasectomy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# try it and find out!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Hmmm
I may do this.

In a new account. On a computer I've never used before. At a time when you least expect it. (fifteen minutes, perhaps.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# And even though we'll know it's you, there'll be no proof.
So you'll be safe.
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# No proof at all
Could be anyone who's had the same thought. Seems like it's not original... it could be you that does it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Yes...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I put it on record right here
that I will not post 15 messages onto the main board and then delete them immediately to see if they get deleted.

Honest to a God I don't believe in. T'aint'nt me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Same here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# we're clear
let's blame it on... oh, i dunno, jollyjack. they'll never ban him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# DEAL.
Or we could do five each?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ^This
it'd be a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I love how the news report about how these people should be left alone

"now here's a detailed map of their location."
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# GPS co-ordinates
here
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# nice try
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# actually, what happened? the site's dead
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I didn't think I'd be emotionally affected by this
but I really am :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# shit why did i never think of actually doing that as a horsing?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# But... but...
they're the best of all animals!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# try
this
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# can't believe you just got me
*does a fake 'been shot' death*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# With grasping of chest?
And gasping breaths?
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:38, archived)
# nothing less dude
nothing less
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# At least they've managed to build houses!
Spare a thought for the Beefhearts a coupla mile away.
They just heard the buzzsaws and... ugh, it wasn't purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Beefhearts
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# [heheh,
woo to pic too ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# theese pics need shoping
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7427417.stm
(Spikey, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:21, archived)