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(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)

redex?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)

that ^

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)

I like your username :D
Image isn't loading, though.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)

my host is a bit crap it seems... I can't even see it
.
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)

RIS?
Not a fan of Selma Blair, but I've been an admirer of Christina Aplegate since I first saw Married With Children.

Which was shit.
( King Garry of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)

what's RIS?

(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Text_memes
(boris the spider, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)

My Dad looked up b3ta on Wiki the other day...
He seemed to scroll straight to "Gay Shift", then read aloud "doctored pictures of lesbians" with a confused edge to his voice...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)

Hahaha
I'd suggest that B3ta isn't a good place for parents except that a large number of people on here actually *are* parents.
(boris the spider, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)

puerile humour and scatology
are perfect for kids
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)

I actually concur

(boris the spider, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)

it's a shame the gayshift died

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)

It's from the song they do...

(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)

once upon a time
Someone posted a morison's logo, the ris was not illuminated, presenting the rather comical Mo rons. Someone wrote Ris? Ris subsequently has come to mean "i don't get it"
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/ris
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)

I'm assuming
it's related to the pain Ms Blair goes through in the film... though this cut scene may entertain those that didn't see it before some moral minority complained...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d8VXGaGA6o

edit: sorry.. didn't realise youtube has changed and fecked the links.. I've changed it to the correct link =-(
(eight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)

isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
a piece of pork
a wife's best friend
a dinky or a dick
from the world's tiniest tadger, to the world's biggest prick
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)

Ah.. Python
so aptly named for a penis song!

edit: Err... it's "your percy or your cock".. not "dinky or dick".. sorry /pedant
edit2: and the next line isn't correct either.. oh well
(eight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)

yeah
as i was typing i knew it was wrong

but i needed it out of my brain
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)

That^
Happens to me a lot! =-(
(eight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)

'it fucking will fit'?
is that a real sentence? i can't get it to work in my head
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)

It's about Stephen King's monster
"It, fucking Will? FIT!"
(boris the spider, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)

FUCK IT FIT! WIL!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)

emphasis on 'will'

(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)

'it will fit' right?
now explain why :)
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)

from the song they do...

(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)

what song
who do?
what is this film?
what year is it? who's the president?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*jumps through plate galss window*
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8428403

so it was the cut scene and not the Blair reference... I guessed wrong

edit: film is The Sweetest Thing - the Penis Song was edited out in the TV/Sky/Cable versions and 2nd edition of the DVD ones too, so I'd be surprised if that many people ever saw it
(eight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)

hmm, christina applegate
:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)

Neopolitan!

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)