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[challenge entry] Oh no it won't...


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(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:58, archived)
# redex?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# that ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I like your username :D
Image isn't loading, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# my host is a bit crap it seems... I can't even see it
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(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# RIS?
Not a fan of Selma Blair, but I've been an admirer of Christina Aplegate since I first saw Married With Children.

Which was shit.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# what's RIS?
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Text_memes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# My Dad looked up b3ta on Wiki the other day...
He seemed to scroll straight to "Gay Shift", then read aloud "doctored pictures of lesbians" with a confused edge to his voice...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd suggest that B3ta isn't a good place for parents except that a large number of people on here actually *are* parents.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# puerile humour and scatology
are perfect for kids
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I actually concur
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# it's a shame the gayshift died
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It's from the song they do...
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# once upon a time
Someone posted a morison's logo, the ris was not illuminated, presenting the rather comical Mo rons. Someone wrote Ris? Ris subsequently has come to mean "i don't get it"
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/ris
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I'm assuming
it's related to the pain Ms Blair goes through in the film... though this cut scene may entertain those that didn't see it before some moral minority complained...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d8VXGaGA6o

edit: sorry.. didn't realise youtube has changed and fecked the links.. I've changed it to the correct link =-(
(eight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
a piece of pork
a wife's best friend
a dinky or a dick
from the world's tiniest tadger, to the world's biggest prick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Ah.. Python
so aptly named for a penis song!

edit: Err... it's "your percy or your cock".. not "dinky or dick".. sorry /pedant
edit2: and the next line isn't correct either.. oh well
(eight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# yeah
as i was typing i knew it was wrong

but i needed it out of my brain
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# That^
Happens to me a lot! =-(
(eight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# 'it fucking will fit'?
is that a real sentence? i can't get it to work in my head
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# It's about Stephen King's monster
"It, fucking Will? FIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# FUCK IT FIT! WIL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# emphasis on 'will'
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# 'it will fit' right?
now explain why :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# from the song they do...
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# what song
who do?
what is this film?
what year is it? who's the president?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*jumps through plate galss window*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8428403

so it was the cut scene and not the Blair reference... I guessed wrong

edit: film is The Sweetest Thing - the Penis Song was edited out in the TV/Sky/Cable versions and 2nd edition of the DVD ones too, so I'd be surprised if that many people ever saw it
(eight, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# hmm, christina applegate
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Neopolitan!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)