...saw this ad on a UK TV channel tonight, couldn't resist...
perhaps I should have...



then again, simple souls, women - easily pleased

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(DWC wants to grow up, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)

Fuck, I love that film.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)

not as good as the original book

( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

I thought the end was predictable

( bobzarkoff bobobobobobobobob, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

yeh
the one with Bruce Willis, where he foils the curly-haired bad guy in the Nakatomi tower by straightening his hair and running away cackling "Babyliss, you cunt!"
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

I don't know...
The plot didn't exactly have any twists or turns.

It was pretty much just straight.
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

am i alone in my confusion at people selling hair-straighteners
using a rather curly-haired woman?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)

I thought it was a heatable speculum

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)

I thought it was the skeleton of the punch n judy crocodile at first
which caused me to think harder.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)

you clearly lack babyliss cunt

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)

Pube Straighteners!
New from Victor Kayam.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

I tried that once
but got too nervous to do the lot.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)

Depends on your definition of "pube".
I'd draw the line at straightening the hairs on my arse crack.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)

RIS?

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

you're a woman...
...right?
(DWC wants to grow up, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)

Don't wait for confirmation.
Just start humping it's leg anyway.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)

*takes note*

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

stop thief

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

Muhahahahaaaa!
*twirls moustache*
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

I just clicked "I like this".
No offence or anything, but I didn't mean to. Much though I like you twirling your moustache, I didn't mean to "like" it that much.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

bastard
clicking bastard
(DWC wants to grow up, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hot bastard on bastard action.

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

Babyliss, you cunt

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)

the cuntiest of all hair tools

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

Oh this is perfect.
Thankyou.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)

how did you come to this conclusion?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)

He is a practitioner of sexism,
the ability to magically discover a persons sex over vast distances.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)

ah
in that case, he should stop sending pictures of his cock to "Miss Sexxxy". My inbox is full and my balls are empty.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)

if you want
me to be ;-)
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)

ok,
but make it quick - I don't often do this shit
(DWC wants to grow up, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)

I'm all RISses
but nevermind!
It's my fuggin B3taday! Woohoo to me!
I loves teh b3ta.
Goodnight y'all.
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)

Haha
I thought the exact same thing the first time I saw this on the telebox.
( Xenctuary ~xenc., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)