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[challenge entry] ...saw this ad on a UK TV channel tonight, couldn't resist...
perhaps I should have...



then again, simple souls, women - easily pleased


From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(DWC wants to grow up, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Fuck, I love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# not as good as the original book
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I thought the end was predictable
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yeh
the one with Bruce Willis, where he foils the curly-haired bad guy in the Nakatomi tower by straightening his hair and running away cackling "Babyliss, you cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I don't know...
The plot didn't exactly have any twists or turns.

It was pretty much just straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# am i alone in my confusion at people selling hair-straighteners
using a rather curly-haired woman?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I thought it was a heatable speculum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I thought it was the skeleton of the punch n judy crocodile at first
which caused me to think harder.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# you clearly lack babyliss cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# you're a woman...
...right?
(DWC wants to grow up, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# how did you come to this conclusion?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# He is a practitioner of sexism,
the ability to magically discover a persons sex over vast distances.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ah
in that case, he should stop sending pictures of his cock to "Miss Sexxxy". My inbox is full and my balls are empty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# if you want
me to be ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# ok,
but make it quick - I don't often do this shit
(DWC wants to grow up, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm all RISses
but nevermind!
It's my fuggin B3taday! Woohoo to me!
I loves teh b3ta.
Goodnight y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Haha
I thought the exact same thing the first time I saw this on the telebox.
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)