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# 'noon
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# muff much?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaa
well pants - but no muff!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# the glasses give it a manly face
yet the body clearly gives it a womans nawties.

either way it's graping my squildo.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# well they say that
chicks with dicks are the best **

**actually only i say that
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# best of both worlds.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# not only that
its a great episode of star trek! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You are
guaranteed anal.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# this is true!
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# glass half-full kind of fellow eh?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ok who wants a NSFW video?
www.whipcrack.org/

Seriously not my cup of tea, probably not your bosses/grannies/wifey's either

NSFW
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i shall not be clicking as i am at work.
can you give me a brief overview of the synopsis and narrative form.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# a humal male, lying on bed, has penetrated the anus of what is typically termed a "she male"
which also is sexually aroused. And it's willy flaps up and down violently with every thrust.

It's quite amusing. Not as shocking as goaste in my book, but I am pretty hardy when it comes to shocksites.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# cor!
:)

edit : actually thats very cool! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# meatspin
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOR!!!
*fwaps*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hehehee
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I find this insanely desirable
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# woo
the original is better :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I can imagine
but I also guess the pages of the magazine are stuck together by now...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# pffft
nope but my screen has been cleaner! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# well I try to avoid getting a mess on my laptop screen
considering quite a few other people see it day to day...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hehehee
crt FTW :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# my mate thought he found a ball hair on my laptop keyboard one say
fortunately I could blame my long beard, because it wouldn't have surprised me if he was right...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha
this is why i have facial hair too! :D plus the ladies love it! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# not in my case, why do you think I'm wanking to your picture?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
see this is why i want to make porn :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Gok Wan ?
I didn't know he's a tranny !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hahahah
i wouldnt be surprised :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# noon and woo!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# noon sir!!
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# gusset!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuset!!
of doom! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# 'scuse me !
Don't go taking my name in vain.
*Undooms*
Actually, sod it !
*Dooms*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# to quote a great comic
DOOMCOCK!!!!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Allow me..
*dooms further*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# What a splendid
bit of Dooming !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Thank you very much...
what a splendid, and indeed mighty gusset!

err...
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yes ?

(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# great,
i've already got the fucking raging horn and now you show me gusset. FFS i will burst.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# mwhahahaha
what do you think toilet breaks are for!! i didnt smoke so i had a fwap every hour :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# what, and come back all pink and flustered?
i think not.

*controls self
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)
# i must be doing something wrong!
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I already have
*fetches mop*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Ack !
I read that as 'feltches mop'!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# It's not
me.
If it was, you really would burst !
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Woo!
Beautifully done, sir :]
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# thank ya sir!
What happens in 7days??
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh I forgot to update that.
It's 6 days, now.

It's my birthday on sunday :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# woo
happy birthday for Sunday :D it was mine just the other day (well in January :D )
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Happy birthday for just the other day well in January.
:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# urgh, looks like curis
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT MY INTERNETS TO SHOW

this isn't really art either, it's pretty crass.

Lacks any sort of sensitivity to what it's documenting.

Basically it's just like watching porn through a etched glass window.

So fuck this shit.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# sit on the fence why dontcha!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I can say what the fuck I want he can't see me
no sensitivity to the subject, it lacks any composition really, choice of colours makes me think council house and activity makes me feel unwell.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hehe
fairymuffs.

Cook us some GoS art pr0nz up then!

:D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I'm not inspired at the moment, so I won't.
I'll just piss and whinge about other people's shite.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# bangin
and why not.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# because it makes me an intolerable cock who gets evils in a pub function room for putting a babies head on the body of a page three model
what amused me most about that was the real life shocked "Chris Morris-esque" reactions
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# were people upset by that?
I only saw the one with the old lady, might have it on my phone :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# you have cctv in mrs trellis's house?
*awaits severe beating*
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# looks around
slides DVD under table - this is the good stuff ;)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# you can't see this
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# he is retarded to you
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'm a cock, it's not like his ignore isn't justified.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)