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[challenge entry] Inspired by Mariah Carey


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(__, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i want to play with kate humbles tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# You and 25,000+ other UK twitchers
I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hiya go.
www.b3ta.com/board/8438216

tits away
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Thanx for pimping my ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
#
www.rathergood.com/bill/
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Ahaha!
(__, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# That's almost Squitsy
Just replace her head with that of Jollyjack's Scarlet and you've fullfilled at least 35% of all B3tans dreams of seeing a squirrel with tits.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# he should get a knighthood...I love that mentalist :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# yay for bill
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I don't know why
but that took forever to load

good though
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# seamy Bill!
also, who would like to advise me on how best to illustrate this lucid masterpiece of straightforward English:

As an organization achieves Level 3: Proactive process maturity, established change management processes appear, processes for who has access to the data center is provided and the ability to track data center assets and configuration information emerge. The tools leveraged help track resources, but do not provide a holistic strategy that can accommodate across multiple data center or across all physical infrastructure domains (e.g., space, power, cooling, port connectivity, equipment and space). These organizations continue to have a fragment view of the data center infrastructure and continue to lack a service-driven approach where data center activities are aligned to key business objectives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# please
please

tell me this was written by a foreign person who speaks english as at most a second language

please
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# well, an American
I despair

I'll eventually understand it enough to come up with a vague illustration that maybe addresses one concept - then I'll be asked to 'make it more sexy and/or fun'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# that's really shit grammar
and I don't do grammar good

You'll spend time and brain power pondering the the meaning of it all and it's inner meaning.

and in the end, they'll want a red squiggle with an arrow pointing out of it

and then you'll have to kill them

with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# the average company
My version: they're doing some things right, but haven't yet got their collective head around other stuff. No-one's looking at the big picture.

PS: anyone who uses "holistic" in this way needs to have acupuncture needles inserted in to their eyeballs and testicles, then electrified. Corporate IT systems must be the LEAST holistic systems on the planet. Can you "fix" a complete network? No, you fix the bit that's broken, and you don't fix the bits that aren't broken. Fuck-all "holistic" about that. GRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Well first off I'd change the second comma to a semi colon or something,
and all of the centers to centre.

I have no idea. Draw a picture of a chicken with a tie on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Chicken in neck wear
Problem solved every time
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# i think he's trying to say
have you tried turning it off and on again, although it might be the fuse.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I think this

illustrates it perfectly

EDIT: but it needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! frox, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Might not help you with your task..
As an organization achieves Level 3: Proactive process maturity; established change management processes appear, processes for those who have access to the data center (sic) are provided and the ability to track data center (sic) assets and configuration information emerges. The tools supplied help track resources, but do not provide a holistic strategy that can accommodate across multiple data centers (sic)or across all physical infrastructure domains (e.g., space, power, cooling, port connectivity, equipment and space). These organizations continue to have a fragmented view of the data center (sic) infrastructure and the lack of a service-driven approach where data center (sic) activities are aligned to key business objectives.


but it makes me feel better..

(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)