SUpermansch - a Crap superhero
Note this is a large file (1.3 megs) My friend T3S-DoDo put a lot of work into this. Well OK he didn't but it's so funny anyway it must be in the competition..

His Manscherry senses are tingling

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:09, archived)

sorry
but I got bored waiting for it to load and I'm on a fast work connection
( poshpaws, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)

Me
Too
( 4838 Let the man go through, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)

Bah
Same problem people were having the other night - I suggest if you really want to look at it then download it to your hard disk first. I have no idea why it takes so long.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)

Shit
server, I'm afraid. It seems to be serving the file in fits and starts.
( bob dinosaur, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)

it takes
forever that way too.
( poshpaws, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)

the file is still fucked
downloaded v quickly this time but won't open

porked
( Darkedge, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)

j-j-j-jack that thread
Edward Sandling?

Is there an Edward Sandling here?
( isthisyou?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)

yes
but it's not me
( M@rkoni, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)

so,
who is't?
( isthisyou?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)

it's him
over there in the pink dress
( poshpaws, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)

No
that's me
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)

why,
hello there...
( isthisyou?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)

/simper
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)

How to get someone to make the tea,
"Please collect E. Grey from reception"
( isthisyou?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)

im looking for
an Andrew Thomson, or anyone associated with comnav.co.uk
( santexo, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)

I'm looking for
Tony Lowe - are you out there Tony?
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:19, archived)

Amanda Hugankiss
I'm looking for...
( isthisyou?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)

Mike Hunt?
Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)

in that dress?
we all have, darling
( isthisyou?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)

Mike Hunt
has anyone seen...


MINDPISS!
( JustHere, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)

i'm looking for a gay couple
gerald fitzpatrick and patrick fitzgerald
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)

Is there a Haile Selassie there
he should be waiting in reception.
woof
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)

he's
gone to babylon and ting ?
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)

phew
not that obscure then
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:24, archived)

i don't get that
but i wish i did
( isthisyou?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)

please
remind me what that is or it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.

argh! tell meeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:28, archived)

the
orb album (UFOrb ?) - victor lewis-smith leaving a message for Hailie Salasie (?) on track nnnnnnth (can't remember)
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)

Towers of Dub
is it's name
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)

that'll
be on adventures (is it) ?
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)

UFOrb
sorry for the delay had to some work!
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)

not
for us, no !
edit: thinking about it - that sounded condescending - wasn't meant to be !
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)

I'm looking for that loving feeling.
I've lost it.
( Threepwood, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)

well
I'm looking out for Lynda

I'll never stop you know
( poshpaws, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)