and smearing yourself in toothpaste,
acts as a repelant to all insurgents
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theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49,
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they fear its minty whitness.
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Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54,
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