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# Oh hai lol well good luck and everything rofl
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# What a lovely hat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# There's someone in the background wearing an even bigger one...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ike did look a bit senile at the best of times.
And now this?!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# it was post-edited
I just dug up this original
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# There was a lady on the radionews yesterday
telling us how British soldiers are out there, risking their lives, many of them dying, so far from home and comfort.

So, because they're out there, dying, they'd really appreciate it if we sent them some toothpaste and Haribo.

I do wonder how she thinks that sweets and toothpaste will stop soldiers dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# haribo has the same bullet stopping qualities as kevlar.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# and toothpaste is great
for soothing anal chaff
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# and smearing yourself in toothpaste,
acts as a repelant to all insurgents
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# they fear its minty whitness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# i'm always amazed by people who're saying
"it's terrible all these british people dying in afgahnistan!" well, yeah.... it is sad, and it really is, but they are being paid to be soldiers and its not as though they joined up without knowing the risks, is it? maybe i'm just being cynical but no-one drafted them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Not to get to political...
Does anyone know why we went over there in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Free booze and whores
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Because the taliban weren't nice people
being all mean to their people, forcing silly laws on them.

Oh, and letting TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES operate in the country.

And if you're against the war on TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES, you must be one yourself. Or maybe both. A.. terrophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I thought TERRORISTS and PAEDOPHILES only operated in Jersey?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *prepares to invade Jersey*


*leaves invasion plans on train*
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahaha ^ What she said

/auto-reply no.154
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i hate the taliban because they blew up the budda statues.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Me too.
I'm quite glad the Taliban are out of power. But it was too late to save the statues :(
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# i think they nicked out oil or something
and tony bush wanted it back
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Maybe they only joined up to parade around with the big hats on
They didn't realise about all the fighting and that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Surely if you leave toothpaste and Haribo in the same box
overnight they will cancel each other out and you'll end up with nothing.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# This is what I have learnt from Science
But I will not test it, lest the Haribo be lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# it looks like he's holding
a little head shaped baloon
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# they should do that
realistic head shaped helium balloons
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I love his serious look
despite the fact that he's standing in front of a killer.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)